In touch with my inner self today, we really need to buy two ply tissue. I Do you know Egyptians Absolutely refuse to acknowledge that there are alligators there in their country. but I think they're in denial. Hey, it really hurts me to say this.

What? I have a sore throat? hey I'm telling a joke quiet. what did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Oh damn it's a good one. I Saw you packed for the road trip yesterday and you took all the fruit I'm bloody peachless. not too far this time.

You're very very bad lady. Unreasonable. Too far. Bear with me.

Aren't you glad? I didn't say banana. How many fruits did you hear? did you pay attention? Dorian The whole joke. So my friend Jose is an aspiring magician from. Mexico He has this amazing trick where he disappears on the count of three.

he got into that box. he put that sheet and he did one two and then poof and they pulled the sheet Jose Gone. can't find him right? Why? no? Because Jose disappeared without a dress Safeway Jose Safeway excuse me. where are all the Sheep You told me there would be sheep here in Atlantis Yeah you said there are hip here by the pool you said in the Bahamas and sheep you said that's where they go to vacation I don't see any anywhere I Came for the Sheep hey why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road because he got stuck in a crack? but I'm just bum jokes I'm not going to work tomorrow I Just got an email I read it.

I'm not going there anymore. Why? Because what they said to me: I'm not going anymore. What did they say? You're fired. You know once you're over the hill Oh my God So you really start to pick up speed.

People who have the most birthdays live the longest. Statistically speaking, this is supposed to make me feel better. Oh no, it's good. You're not old I'm not.

you're Classic but it don't look like you fall in from somewhere High You know the other day yeah I was walking down the street. yes, you know who I saw I saw Dwayne Johnson yeah and I was so excited that I slapped him on the butt. You did yeah I think I don't know how to translate the name of the person to their nickname and then immediately think about what you're trying to do next week. I read something in the journal which Journal oh the Journal of Medicine Journal of Medicine they said yeah that all relationships are equal parts, but they're all psychological I am logical.

You are psycho. Yes, it is true. What if soy milk is just Spanish milk introducing itself? huh? It's just saying hello. A cup and B cup? Sure eight cup.

They both look like B cups to me. Imagine a scenario where you grow one centimeter when you sneeze, shrink one centimeter when you fart. What happens when you do both at the same time? fart and sneeze. Yes, you grow and you shrink.

You don't go anywhere your body takes a screenshot. Do it. Yes, Screenshot captured. Hurt myself.

guaranteed. Why don't you help? Oh I'm filming. Oh bye. Save yourself I'll go save yourself.

Why are you breaking that ball? What a buster. Put your back into it. Boom Oh I Have to go bathroom now. Shake it.

Yeah, you have to shake it before you put it away. Thank you. Gonna put this again so much. Are you really commenting on my salting ability? You know what? That is what? That's sodium chloride and you want me to put that in my body? Yes, that's a salt shape on you now that we're here in Dubai in a hotel I Don't know why that was ever a question.

But anyways, we are here. Yes, you never finished asking me. who are the other two people I know in Dubai the milkshakes the two others. the other one is the one who's the always the king of the supplements.

You know him. The protein shake? Yes. and the third one. he's yerbuti you know him.

No, there's a song he made you know that one. Check your boat, You know what? There's a study that came out now. there's promising results for a gel that you can use as a form of contraceptive for males. They're taking a gel that that can be used by males.

Company's name is called sunblock. You should look them up. Oh look at that. He understood.

Oh wait wait, don't do like that. Do like nicely nicely like you're really like loving it. I'm submitting it to my only flans page. say oh, please come visit with my only friends.

Sexy? No I don't have a plan B Just do fancy flancy. Come let's see finish Bowling joke Nash Extract that I'll spare you you turkey. Speaking of breakfast strudels, I Have a question for you Breakfast Yes! Why are there Pop-Tarts and not Mom What is this? a bloody pastry Yorkie Shoes.