Where I can get one night stand in Montreal Oh yeah Ikea I've been looking for the side of the bed? Oh yeah I need one night stand I don't want for the other side just for my side. It broke you know I Once went for a job interview at IKEA Okay manager said for the interview come on in, make a seat I said no no I don't know how to make seed side left. you cannot work at idea. If you don't know how to make a seat, you're still hooked up on the first question.

Yeah, it aroused your attention. You cannot even focus on other jokes. Come on man. hey yes, what is Batman's favorite fruit I told you you never know what's coming with me.

Grapefruit bloody You thought I was gonna say banana? huh? no no no, that was just music. grapefruit. I'm gonna go outside. just stand outside for a second.

If anybody calls, can you just answer my phone? Where are you going just to stand? Just stand here. No. I don't want to stand here. but if anybody calls, just tell them.

I'm outstanding I'm hiding inside a laundry basket s just doing some naughty texting. Oh my goodness, what are you doing in there dude? I don't want to hamper the mood. You remind me of my friend DJ marshmallow yes like a basket case I need your help Okay I need your help before you go to a parachuting I cannot find my shoes. Which shoes the new ones I got? oh they're there I didn't notice them who hit them like that so cleverly on the wood camel.

Oh thank you for helping me look at my shoes. Hey, why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because he got stuck in a crack? But ton jokes. tell me again, what's her name? I told you what Ellen DeGeneres Ellen DeGeneres Yes you give a car for you car for you. They made her name because she's so generous.

Yeah, not that generous. and then the generous that's her name. Oh look under your seat. everything about you you have to go to Disneyland Did Jen not not a degenerate.

Okay and tell me about the other lady. The one who's podcaster is listening to was her name Opera laughing Oh crap no she doesn't like that. that's an entity. She got scared there's a ghost in her house so she gave up the that's why she gave up her show.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Don't know Wasabi what's up hahaha I liked that one. Get in touch with my inner self today. We really need to buy two ply tissue I Know what do you want? What did the blanket? yeah, what did the blankets say when it fell off the bed? Sick? Oh oh so true. Somebody in this house was possessed by an owl.

Oh she did to me I have two cups pick up and pick up. Sure, Eight cup and B cup. They both look like B cups to me. So my friend Jose is an aspiring magician from Mexico He has this amazing trick where he disappears on the count of three.

he got into that box, he put that sheet and he did one, two and then poof and they pulled the sheet. Jose gone. can't find him. Okay, why this is magic trick? No because Jose disappeared without a dress Safeway Jose Safeway Speaking of breakfast strudels, I have a question for you Breakfast yes, why are there Pop-Tarts and not Mom tarts.

What is this a bloody pastry Yorkie Chuck Norris joke until I cringe or laugh out loud Chuck Norris can drowned a fish The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. What? See I don't laugh at all. Entrepreneurs can play a violin with a piano Chuck Norris doesn't do a push-up he pushes the Earth down is the reason why Waldo was in hiding. This reminded me: do you know you shouldn't brush with your left hand? Why you should use a toothbrush instead.

This joke is the high in today's episode. we asked the question, what's the question? What do you call a French man wearing sandals Philippe follow up follow up hello I Have a quick question for you ready your winner prize if you get it right? Really? Yes! Wait what surprise. What's the difference between this and this four three one is in a can. No one is in a bottle.

What is that Kombucha? this is Ken Butcher Bloody? You get it? No, Yes, no. You know why you could never work at a recycling plant. Why? Because crushing these is so depressing. Let's see myself out.

Hey, Stop that. Stop what? There's no smoking in the bathroom s why you look like that. Uh, the dinosaur from Jurassic Park This one. You know which the ear flaps? Yeah, that one.

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