Please hold while I question Why I do this hyper I'm gross. You're the one licking your face. The placebo effect is very real in this industry. Now we will entertain you and wait hello you can be seen No.

I'm here. Don't tell them Do you want something to sit on I am. What Are you sitting at my heels? No. I'm gonna get you a chair.

What's up everyone? We are back with another episode of I Don't know what the hell these two are doing or thinking or planning with their lives. There are two of us in this room I'm gonna give you a minute to find you. you guys really really enjoyed the Get Unready with Me video that we did so today I'm doing a get Ready with me with the Twist from now on. I'm not gonna say anything but someone else is going to dictate what's happening.

Would you like to say hello? Oh no. they can't tell where I am for sure they know the audio can be coming from anywhere I'm in the shower so if you like what you see, hit that subscribe button wherever it is and join us every week while we do something or the other. That may make you laugh. Surprise I was there you didn't know I was at the hat in the corner.

Silly people, you thought the Hat was floating. it was me I Start by taking this product which I twist at the top and the magically the top comes out. It is a cream Fried by the elephant look and it's also it's actually a oil. Oh yes, this is a day serum.

If you use it at night, your skin will, um, complain. I take another product same company as you can tell and I do the same thing. This corrects your moisture and that's correct. see it says correct.

that's the correct percentages of azeliac acid and Arboretum it actually feels like a dragon has urinated on your face. but that's okay. it's the albatorine acid reacting with the pineapple. after three creams and I look exactly the same from before I started I Like to take this what the what just happened this you cannot access unless you know the code and then take the lipstick and you thought this would go on the lips.

I'm messing with you. this is for the eyes. Then I take the beauty ball squisher I use the very expensive Beauty ball squisher. why take a big sponge and cut it in the shape when you can pay three times the amount to get it is what I always say and I also cover my chin once in a while because there's a pimple showing did my own I guess then when I'm done with all the skincare I put a headband on then I use this thing.

Oh my. God what is that thing doing so then I use the stick to hold all of my eyelashes together and now as you can see, there's no difference between both eyes except one eye is watering and the other is fine. This one is. they're higher.

Okay, go do it to the other side. The placebo effect is very real in this industry. This one is a baby fresh. what broad spectrum antibiotic that you put mixed with the first one so you don't get like if a mosquito bites your face, you won't get gonorrhea.

It's been nine minutes I look exactly the same from when I started but at least I have a bunny headset on. Now this is the magic I Put seven products so far and you still cannot see any difference. That's impressive. The game I play is how many things can I put Without You realizing I put them on my face the first three.

we're just just. oh, it's all about all about these things. You can take a face to the water but you can't make it hydrate. I take this which is different from the other one that looked like this essentially I put everything that looks like coffee I put on my face because look at my shoulders I am a mocha latte so I buy all products that look mocha latte and I put them on.

Oh I already put lipstick here but now I'm putting what is what are you doing Now you just did this. Then I go back to this ball this SpongeBob square ball and then I keep squishing and now I'm hiding the brown to cover the orange that covered the brown. Please hold while I Question Why I Do this I See things you people don't see I feel it. It's coming tomorrow.

So I cover it in advance so it knows who's boss. You should do a before and after picture so people wonder what you do with your life. I Take this tube of cloud paint can be used for art projects. It's gonna go on the mouth.

This is for the no, Just kidding. We don't even look in the camera. we just put a cream and we rub it around a little bit. I Saw Avatar recently and I've been wondering how they get those looks.

So I'm gonna show you I'm coloring Brown Cappuccino lines across my face, my forehead. Take that line you put and wipe it off. Nobody should know it was there. Notice you could do the narration of this show even not looking at the person because it's the same thing.

What product? Take the sponge remove product takes about a minute. so you stretch, you think about something else. Make sure you get the pimple. I'm sure there's a moment she wants to get the pimple.

Yeah, okay, it seems right and then you call me when it's on the next product. This is like the topping powder whipped cream on top of the cappuccino latte. It's always a little bit lighter, a little bit sweeter, and you should never touch it because it's bad for you unlike the other products. and then you dab dab dab.

Next you get this coloring pencil. for the eyebrows, you notice the difference. Does anybody notice the difference? Yes! Then I take this double edge brush and I take a mirror. Oh no, there's a product in the mirror.

It's a pink powder now so you know what that means. It goes back to the I've been skating outside for too long. It doesn't matter that it's the summer and that's it. Somebody decided many, many years ago a woman should have color in a place that nobody cares about and only she cares about.

But she cannot see because when your eyes are open, you cannot identify what you've done. This is just a color pencil. Again, we're gonna color something else now. This one.

Be very quiet quiet, let the contestant concentrate. Now we take this other coloring pencil and we recolor the eyes. I Need to see a mirror for this. No, no no, you can't leave the show now.

we will entertain you while we wait. We did it Okay finished. Thank you guys for watching! I'm ready to go. No, just kidding I'm not ready.

Oh yes, our favorite part. Take the black eyes, make them white and then don't worry we'll make. oh sometimes it smells so good your eye tries to eat the brush. you have to be careful my God just to clean the toilets.

This brush is solid. Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara I Don't know where that bottle has been, but it looks like that brush is taking a beating. Remember Prime before you paint. Next, you're not going anywhere.

Just move to the next step. People have fallen asleep already. The coffee is cold. You still look the same except for your eyebrows.

Hey, show all the steps. Be true to your art. Show them what you did before. How do you moisten the cotton swab with water? You licked it I Saw you don't lie to the people.

Tell the truth, Tell the truth. She licked it. She said hey and then she went and used it to wipe her. I'm gross.

You're the one licking your face. Okay, done. Why did you use that? Oh to remove the excess product. Okay, done.

No. Now we're ready to go. No Still not ready to leave. Oh, that's where the mouth.

Now this is the Um Artist Color pencil I Believe this artist has the sincerity to call it a color pencil. not some fancy name. like better than the sun. Now the lip has been outlined.

You can take that other lipstick that she's used on every part of her face except her lips. No, just kidding. we're using this one. We don't actually use lipsticks on the lips anymore.

Something that changed in the early 2000s. Those products I only use the color under your eyes and your jaws. And we use paint brushes for lips now. Oh now look at this bottle.

You know some people like to wear one pair of shoes. Some people like to buy three four sizes of shoes and wear them like those dolls that nest in one another. She's one of those people. It's doing two of the exact same thing at the same time now.

I Go off camera to do more licking of my face. Oh I'm done just like that And the way you know you're done. Whenever you get tired, just take off the thing holding your hair back and I guarantee you whoever is waiting for you will say hey, you're done, you look great Thank you for joining us today! If you need any help with any of these products I Want to know how to use them, please send me a message. I'll be happy to advise you on best strategies moving forward.

You did great I Don't think you said any one of those correctly. No, you did it all wrong. You should use this but upside down for the bottom Lids No chat. Try it.

No way. just try it. It makes your eyes look more sincere. People give you more follows if you do it: I think I look great.

Don't you sing or something? You're in the bathroom. You should sing a song. Why don't you sing anything while you're doing song selections I Need to work on this. Okay I'm leaving.

Thanks for joining us. Have a great weekend! See you guys next time. We are not going to put any of these product links this, that or anything. Just so you know.

don't ask, don't say oh what did you use here Bloody. This is not a fashion show. Go to your local place and buy anything of any color. make sure it matches your shoulders and move on with your life.

Bless you!.