So tell me again what you just said about what you want to do, i'm not telling you just tell me one more time. I'm gon na go dipping dipping. If i had a swimming pool, i would go dipping. It's not called dipping.

It's called dipping. Dipping is when you swim without any clothes dipping, it's called skinny, yes, but i'm still carrying about 15 carbon pounds. So it's just called dipping for me right now. I aspire to skinny dip.

For now i will just dip. Thank you. I'm sure this is very fascinating. To you, but you can skinny just i can only live right now.

I'd say the people online. I know you've been pushing really hard these days, so i wanted to get you something. What is that tada for you one month, supply of toilet paper for all your crappy jokes, don't be mean i've been on a roll lately, but um see what i did there. It's for your stinky jokes wow is such a big toilet roller you're, just happy to see me two can play at this game.

Wait made a deuce joke that joke was a plop. Why aren't you in bed? All the cows in the field have gone to sleep. Are you calling me a cow? No, why would you say that i'm just saying it's past your bedtime, you get it, you get it the pasture. It's bedtime go to sleep.

That was really embarrassing. You know what that librarian did. She was all like. Hey you want me to check you out.

I was like lady. Please behave your manners. She checked me out behave your mind. Yes, why are you holding? I was holding? I was feeling very exposed, so i covered myself, hey lady.

My eyes are here: hey lady, my books are here, keep your eyes on the prize, lady, and then she went back to her knitting and today the influencer is trying to mug a vacuum cleaner. What are you doing man? Why are you holding this machine at knife? Point it has all the dirt on you is that what's happening here huh? This is how you behave in public. I'm gon na cut you sid. Can you get lost anybody looking to repair their items? Take them somewhere else.

If you want to threaten them into working. Come here, no, no, don't worry, i'm not filming this, we'll pretend she fixed it. Oh my god. It's all over the news, they're investigating the man that died.

Just now he fell inside a bat that was making a big falafel mix. They're investigating the homicide. You have no pita on this man huh, i'm. I use all my life savings to buy that pasta.

That's very unfortunate why you say that not a good idea to put all your life savings into this, it was worth every penny. You get it. Yes, i can't enjoy it, it's funny, don't be such a regular tune. This is a good joke.

Your daughter came out of the bathroom and she said what are cotton tampons i said: ask your mother just thought you should know what will you tell her? I'm curious. I said i've never heard of such a thing discuss with her tomorrow, she's very curious, i'll, pull some strings you're trying to pad your viewership jokes. Please stop it you're, making me uncomfortable yeah! You see the blood treating from my face. Speaking of dna, my grandmother is 80 irish.

Okay, they call her iris get it. My other grandmother is eighty percent hindu. They call her indo part of the show telephone drop on that one bloody solid. I have a joke.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot orange parrot, no a parrot in the sun. What you, if you were orange, i don't sound like a parrot. Oh a carrot! That was really good. Don't you feel foolish, my goodness! That's your best job, better! Okay, good! I know for next time: hey don't you hate it when people answer their own bloody questions, i do double light bulb.

It's like watching it go from here to here, electricity, you get it. I got it. Who is there britney spears, britney spears who yeah who's that oops? I did it again, that's why you hit it one more time you hit my door. One more time hit me baby, one more time.

It's real time. I taste better than i smell. When am. I are you filming: you are dorian the national fruit of singapore.

This video is sponsored by singapore airlines. I know nothing else that is better than it is no any other guesses. No, nothing comes to mind. Thank you.

No, let's just stop flapping our gums and get back to business. Did you die in case? You don't want it if you rearrange the letters of mailman? Yes, you get a very angry person. If you rearrange the mailman letters, what will happen very upset? They'll chase you hey, get off me bloody. This is u.s property.

You don't touch the mail, never rearrange. Letters of mailman you've been warned. Who is dracula's, favorite, singer marshmallow? Why keeps his teeth? Soft? That's how he got those two eyes. I bitten in the face.

Poor guy vandalized, because he's tasty and cool dracula's, favorite singer artery franklin, who is it rdsp that one where sir williams you get it? Yours are better than mine. This is not good. What do you have glasses glad? Is nice? That's not as good as artery. No! It's not it's infuriating.