You guys enjoyed the first compilation so much that I put together another collection of some of our best dad jokes, all in one place & easy to find!
Make sure to use these jokes on all your friends! Let us know how they enjoyed them!
Make sure to use these jokes on all your friends! Let us know how they enjoyed them!
What's that smell, what smell up sexy smell up sexy? What's up sexy yeah? What is up next to you, man? What is this butterfly? What is this? The wing? Okay, put your thumbs like this say that word three times butterfly butterfly butterfly just the thing i pointed the wings yeah wings wings wings, one butterfly one. What is happening? One one wing, one wing, one wing. This is so silly wing, three time wing wing, hello, hello. All that for this, i'm really upset now.
Why, when i was young, my mother said you can be whoever you want to be. Okay turns out, that's not true. It's not identity. Theft is a crime.
You cannot be who you want to be bloody? They must be themselves you try to take their identity. Then uh you get in trouble the policy coming yeah. We will like those people they're coming and saying: hey man you're, not mrs judith woods give back that bloody gap. Credit card you rascal, my mother, said i can be miss.
You did whatever i want when i grow up. She gets a good discount and she eats at five o'clock with blue hair, i'm hungry and fine. Sometimes i, like blue. Why are you loving so much? I want to be judith hey.
You know why balloons are so expensive why inflation, okay? That is all bye-bye. I must tell you what happened today on the street. I saw this lady. She was screaming at her son.
Where did you lose your cello? How can you lose a cello, it's the size of you boy. How can you lose your cello and she was getting really angry, so i went to where i said, listen, lady. I know you're upset, but promise me you will not resort to violence. It did a little string joke for you.
I wanted to thank you for what for explaining the word. Many to me, it means a lot you're welcome. It means a lot thing. I have to shake you virtually to understand the joke.
Sometimes, when you see this, it means think harder man and today the influencer is going to do exercise. She said she's going to do lunges. That would be a big step forward. We shall see tune in tomorrow for more exercises with the influencer.
Yes, hello, hello, you know you can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile. You can't yes impossible. You distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile simply by paying attention to whether you see them later or in a while. Pardon did you hey? Do you hear about that? New movie constipation, oh i heard it's not crappy at it doesn't come all.
That's not the first one. This is part two you soon do a bathroom. I mean a theater near. You.
Wait tell me again how you feel. I told you what i feel well. What is wound normal? Not overwhelmed, not underwhelmed, just well. That's the word.
That's yes. How can you only have over and under, but no in between, then what are you over and what are you under? You need a baseline. The basement is well normal. It's not well! I'm not over normal or under normal, i'm overwhelmed and underwhelmed right now.
I feel good. Well, i'm perfectly well right now! Thank you for asking. How are you fine? Oh you're, fine, oh we're! Fine under fine, just fine just say: you're! Well, you're feeling! Well, that's not! It it's a thing it'll catch on. What do you call a frog? That's illegally parked toad revered. What a great idea i get it! The fish had a great idea, so he went to his bars. He told him the idea and then you know what he said. Let me know if you need anything else me: no, like the fish, get it there's a story about an elephant, and then did i tell you about never mind. That's irrelevant.
Just get back to the topic at hand. Bladdy not irrelevant irrelevant like that story. Okay, good good good, just making sure why do crabs never give to charity crabs yeah because they're bloody shellfish? You never want to share part of this shoe of animal jokes edition bloody. Ah, yes, the great state of vermont, where the wheel was invented.
I'm going to put this on my instagram wheels turn off the shoes: hey, let's just keep rolling with my jokes: let's go i'm very distraught by this. What there's rumors all over the place about butter, but i don't know what to do about it butter. Yes, someone of my integrity. I just refuse to spread it or not.
What don't hold back your laughter? They have to make jokes about fake butter. Huh you find those marginally better than butter jokes. I was going to throw a butter. Stick at you to end this sequence of jokes, but i knew what you would say: how dare you hey? What type of factory makes work? Okay, products, a satisfactory, the pardon issue, small one.
Why are you coloring your satisfactory? Like it's? It's a good enough! It's fine! I said my newest resolution is to use my velcro wall more, i'm sticking to it. It's not true. I ate velcro complete rip-off. You should get velcro shoes instead of tying laces.
Why? Why not that poor guy who invented velcro died, died, rip rip hey, but before i go, i saw something really now trying to make transparent velcro. I just can't see it catching on sometimes the joker's, so good. Thank god! Velcro jokes! You know what happened on the way home. I saw a man, he was stealing someone's gate and i stopped him said: hey, you cannot take someone's gate and he still stole it.
He ran away, but he was cursing vulgarities at me. I took offense. I thought you were gon na say i will get you. That's good!.
Satisfactory ๐ , dude you should be doing stand up comedy. You Kevin hart funny. Listening to this had me dying. So my catch phrases. Keep up the good work.
Why did it take me so long to discover this wonderful pair ?????? Some funny jokes in here.
I would love to live and hang out with them. I would have abs from laughing so much.
Wow she laughs really easily…too easily even cause nothing is funny….well the only thing funny is her laugh
Two ropes go into a bar. The bartender says "We don't allow ropes in here, get out. So the ropes went outside and tangled themselves together and shook their ends loose.
They went back into the bar. The bartender asked "Aren't you the ropes that were just in here"?
The ropes said "No we are a frayed knot".
I could listen to her laugh and him making her laugh every single day. This is just wonderful.
The sad thing is that no one under the age of 30 thinks this is funny jokes, but we that are 30 plus are laughing our asses off..๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
wing wing wing thats a great one keep up with the great work this is ur boy buddha out of Waco Texas W.
Had a Trid moment today.
I went to the doctors today to have my knees filled with lidocaine, needle of course.
I already had my pants halfway down when lady doc walked in. Of course I was And1 trunks. What were you thinking? Anyway.
So takes this odd looking device and starts pressing it on my knee where the pain was. I thought it was a needle that she was trying to sneak into my leg because that's what it felt like.
I was like ."Hey what is that, is that a needle. What are you doing?"
The whole time the lady doc was trying to tell me what was going and what she doing while I told her how I didn't like needles. Definitely a Trid and Sheena moment when they start talking over each over. She got me calmed down finally and then I realized, the device she was using to make circles on my knees for the injections were actually ear cones to check inside the ears with.
Then I got going. "So you use tools for my ears to listen to my knees now?." and so forth.
Then she told me a joke about how the doctors were saying that people should be given more cocaine at the doctors office for whatever ails them. The lady doc said thats how the old west docs treated patients. Then I got going again.
"Oh so just give them cocaine? That's why they called the Wild West the Wild Wild West, all the cocaine."
"Doc, I got rotfoot, just give me a bag of cocaine."
"Doc I have large bullet holes in my stomach."
Doc – Cocaine.
Just give everyone cocaine and all will be fine.
Look what happened because of all of the cocaine, Billy the Kid, Jesse James Gang, all because the Wild West Docs gave out cocaine like candy.
After the procedure was finished I asked the lady doc's assistant if she wanted to go out for cocaine and drinks after work. She turned red left the room and closed the door behind her rather stiffly.
I even asked for a cocaine lollipop.
All had fun and no Llama's were injured.
Pickle-in-da-room day for certain.
After a sleepless night where all three of my kids woke me up at some point in the night, I needed the laugh big time
My Daughter started me watching your videos! I just laugh and laugh Out Loud !! The relationship between you two is So Fantastic!!
Ive been alone for the past two years, I've been depressed lately. All I want in life is to have connection with someone like they have. I watch because you can see the love between them. Gives me hope and cheers me up โค๏ธ
You guys are the best thing on YouTube!…I am a new subscriber…..thanks for all the laughs…will be tuning in regularly..
Hey you said at 1 million veiws trid will show himself but thats already happened!!!
adventures of zaddy n the influencer should be an animated short web toon series. just u 2 running around doing shit.
With respect……. but you got to get your husband to… well watch the movie SHORT CIRCUIT…… then get him to say JHONNNY FIVE! …… like 80 times…. pleeeaaaaase!
So close to the 1M!! You guys get the reveal video readyyyy! We can't wait a second after the millionth subscription!
I really think that people think that TRID is Sheenaโs dad instead of her husband. When TRID finally shows his face, he needs to kiss you snd show you PDA (public displays of affection)!!!! He is a blessed man!!!!