Why are you wearing this cardigan with your minnie mouse shirt, yeah mickey mouse, because if anybody says you're older, so yeah i'm wearing a mouse on my shirt, you're wearing a mouse on your shirt? Yes, do you not feel ashamed of yourself? No, this guy is an iconic character, brings joy to people all over the world. Remind you of anyone. Anyway, i'm sheena, that's trid! Wearing this mickey mouse outfit with april fool's right around the corner. I asked people what the most foolish things they've ever done.

It doesn't have to be april, fool related, but just foolish, and i'm just going to tell you what they we're going to give them advice on it. They know that it's foolish so they're not looking for advice. We will give advice, you're going to give advice. Anyways.

Yes, let's start the show you'll understand as we go on all right. This is the random nonsense. Show looked for my phone with the flashlight on my phone. What happened this is.

I know this is close to home for you, so i thought you should speak to it. We have video evidence of you looking for your phone. Well, it's ringing, not in your pocket. The only difference is you didn't use it to call it to find it.

That's not true, but it's clear. I did not use the flashlight on my phone to look for the phone. This is stupid. Behavior, for those of you wondering stop idiot is stupid to the power of idiot.

I once dropped a giant deuce at a birthday party. For my daughter's friend and left without flushing it, how come your name's on the top of this? It's not you submitted your own question. It's not anonymous. I can see who did it he's anonymous yeah for you was it mary's house.

This was last. I heard talk about this was that the day after sushi, let's just say there were two sushi boats. No, that day, that was not me one for dinner and one the next first of all, that was not me. Second of all, the thing that is super interesting about this person is: they knew that they left without flushing.

They did it on purpose, that's so rude. I would never do something. Never mind saw someone playing the trumpet while driving once that's really weird. That's a bad thing, but yeah then they're not paying attention to the trumpet or the driving.

You should have smashed them three bumps like that. No you should have charged them for what charge. Isn't that what you do with the trumpet just charge them my ex-boyfriend and i were on a group, ski trip he was ignoring me, so i made him think i was pregnant, that's a very common tactic. That is not yeah.

I, like that, that's psychotic, but then this person couldn't drink the rest of the weekend. I don't understand why anybody would do that. Why would you fake a pregnancy i would make them take three covert tests and tell them they're, pregnant and they'll. Be confused.

Must confuse the confuser, this person put their wet hands in a switchboard so that they could get electric power. We have a brand new stupidest champion this one's better than the trumpet player. What are you thinking? You could die? No, no they're going to be in marvel. Comics no they'll be toaster boy wanted to get electric power.

I know how old do you think this person was not older than like 19. 19. yeah yeah college age for sure? That's what they do jay would ever do something like this. No he's not that stupid.

Yet give him time so he gets yeah in college, they get that they get they're smart and then they get stupid, yeah extremely stupid during the college years. What age is that, like 18 through 21, makes worse decisions in life worse than an 11 year old? Well, so much worse, what 11 year old doesn't even have to come and ask if he can watch tv, what damage can he do 19 year old sitting playing with toasters driving cars with the trumpet? That's when the bad stuff happens, my husband hid under a blanket on the couch. I spent 20 minutes looking for him around the house. This is the type of humor we are into people, don't electrocute yourself in the shower just say: oh, i hid under a blanket.

He you couldn't find me it's hilarious. This is so stupid. I wish i didn't put this in here. I wouldn't have done this to you, hide in a blanket wow, you're gon na get me good this year.

I'll pretend i didn't see this one i'll leave you there for 40 minutes. You can set a new record bloody filled, my principal trunk bed with water and 200 goldfish. Now, that's good! That is not good! That's solid! What's gon na happen to all those goldfish? No! The principal's gon na give them to each child in elementary school. Oh, that would be very beautiful.

Oh yeah and the parents are bloody hated. What is this goldfish called? Oh, his name is 92. goldfish. Don't really do anything, but that's kind of where they're going to keep them in the goldfish bowl you just you have to go, buy a five.

Any of these kids came home with a fish. I'd send them back to school. You would yeah the child would keep the fish. I would think it was a nice gesture.

Don't send my kids goals someone's gon na, send you we're gon na get four thousand goldfish now and i'm not having anything to do with those. Do not send this goldfish. Please a drunk guy on a bike managed to run his front tire into a stop sign pole and flip over the front. It's quite impressive for a drunk guy.

He couldn't even do that sober. How imagine you hit your flip over the stop sign driving anything when you're drunk better a bike? I approve of this guy. No, like. Oh, i better not take my car a little wobbly.

I take the bicycle. Stop sign better, stop, don't know how better hit it. He couldn't die how how fast do you think this wobbly is driving that way he just went doo doo, doo, doo doo. He hit the police.

You should not be driving anything, not even a tricycle if you're drunk that's your advice to the man who's already done. It it's bad news. I think you did great, sir practice this. Yes, i think you should practice this to try to be able to do it on your own you're telling him to practice this thing that is not allowed.

No practice practice hitting bicycle poles, while sober you'd be better at it when not so bad. No, i left a note telling my parents. I was running off to vegas, to marry my then girlfriend and then didn't answer the phone i like this type. This is a good one.

This is not good one. No, do you know what kind of a heart attack you could give your baby yeah. That's the way to do it. I wouldn't appreciate this.

I would not good humor, no they're, never alone. I once told a friend that he lost my sister. She came home on an earlier bus. I told him: where is she he couldn't find her and then what did you do to him? Took him back all the way to the metro, to look for said sister, who was hiding in the back seat of the car and the whole time told him how tormented i was by his poor judgment.

That is awful, said sister identified herself after this boy was crying looking around the bedroom. Yes, he's bloody faster than i am it hurt. I bought a roll of airborne tablets because i started to feel a cold coming on. I threw one in my mouth while waiting for the train to work.

I love when people say that all of a sudden, my mouth goes into super sourness and i began to foam at the mouth. They didn't mix it in water. Yes, those airborne tablets you're supposed to mix in water in, like an eight ounce, glass of water, get this for the kids. Let's say: here's your vitamin c for the day here you go.

Okay, let's do this one. This is a good one. It began to foam at the mouth gon na roll. It roll your eyes like this, like you're dying.

No, it does next looks indecent. What you're doing okay, my mom, moved out all the furniture of the house and hid in the closet so that when he her husband, i guess got home from work. He thought she left him so humorous, really top notch top notch. Where is hindiya? It's not even! Second, tuesday or fourth thursday, bloody sheen, can you imagine i'm hiding under the blanket honey with the okay? Imagine the husband like started celebrating yeah, you probably did, then then she knows how he really feels.

Oh, this is bad genius me screenshotted. The chat with my crush and sent it to him instead of my best friend. It's not that mistake that matters. It's how you follow up on the mistake.

How did she like yourself? How should she have followed us like dot dot, be careful and that's how their relationship starts? Be careful, be careful what i'll mess you up and that's how the relationship ended. Just i'm sorry, i'm a creep! I'm only talking to you. So i can tell my friends that it's real that's. This is very sad situation.

I'm sorry! I am broken like this. I have to advertise all my life to my friends, you're dating all of us. I hope you don't mind. No conceal is gluten-free.

Please don't take it out to pizza. Okay, i told my office approximately 15 people that our company installed a new voice activated photocopier. I like these. I love these.

This is the type of stuff you need to do more often people and get on camera. Yeah. Just follow the people yelling at the car, two copies two copies sat on a honey bee and they didn't know whether to let it free or kill it with my weight, but it bit bit me. I don't know what is happening.

Why? What is this person even saying you asked them about? What's a funny thing they did. They said i sat on a bee and i killed it, but i'm not sure and it stung me in the banus. You know what that is. I don't think i've expressed this word for the public before you know what it is that space between the two areas did you know that it's called the banu? Do you know what i'm speaking of? No, you don't imagine a banana move along one side of the banana is one side of you, the other side of the other side.

There's the the part of the banana is the bun okay. So this she got stung in the banana by a honey bee. Oh someone took a screenshot of that bundle and sent it to a friend. This is dumb.

This is a screenshot to show my friends, my cracked phone screen. What you're supposed to do is take a picture of it like really quickly. The real samurai ninjas can take a picture of their own phone and send it out. Yes, they have the speed and dexterity to do it as a kid.

I wanted crackers, so i snuck into my neighbor's house, as he slept no idea whether he got crackers or not, but he did enjoy watching his neighbors sleep like a bloody creep write sing a song about this. I give you two rhyming words: okay, sleep and creep. While you were sleeping, i needed some crackers, i went creepin, i was a creeper, don't say you're a sleeper because bloody whole song 20 minutes. You would just said those two words.

No. I came to the room to see you. You were facing the wall. All i saw was your banu.

In 2014, a girl at the club showed my sister a picture of her boyfriend. It was my sister's fiance. How is this possible? It's like a riddle. What do you mean? You have two sisters stupid little bloody.

I don't think it was meant to be stupid. Wasn't enough room in the question box for this one? I took all of my wife's panties and bras and put them in vacuum. Sealed bags filled with water and tossed them in the freezer. She attempted to thaw them in the microwave, but i reminded her that the bras had underwire and metal didn't do so well in microwaves.

It took two days to thaw them out in hot water in the sink bad for two days. My friend, this is easy. What did he look at every day when she was sleeping and that's all we've got for you today see you next week. You should tell people that, but b, to make it sound like i'm cursing.

Okay, you you piece of you.