I'm not laughing at Chuck Norris joke North built the hospital he wasn't born Chuck Norris and Superman had a fight and the loser had to wear his kacho outside his pants forever Chuck Norris Was riding a horse once. a horse wasn't going fast enough so he got mad. He got away uppercut to the horse in the bloody head. You're welcome.

We now have giraffes. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom Bear's not dead. He's just too afraid to leave when. Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone.

You know what happened. He had three missed calls from Chuck Norris Yeah in Espanol How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do all of them? You know that? Oh really yeah. I got it.

By Sheena

12 thoughts on “How long did you last? chuck norris jokes pt 2 #shorts”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Shanna Hornung says:

    The boogey man checks under his bed for chuck norris

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars James Lewandowski says:

    These are starting to get bad

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Valarie Meltzer says:

    These jokes are hilarious

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars MJ Quintana says:

    The Earth is stuck to Chuck Norris's gravity, it doesn't want to let go

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Duke Silver says:

    TRID won't show his face because he's hiding from Chuck Norris.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Nom de Plume says:

    Jocko Willink is the new Chuck Norris.

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Daniel Ray says:

    Chuck Norris made the shoe stay on, frightened Mutlu into sobriety, got extra bread with his biryani, cut down an entire forest with his teeth for Beavaloo, taught Roberto how to make his toe a lethal weapon, drained an entire warehouse of tomato sauce into the Grand Canyon, slapped the owner of the Container Store with a single tortilla which forever convinced him of the evils of plastic boxes.

    And after losing 15 Covid pounds, went for a skinny dip. 🥋

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Danielle Sanders says:

    Chuck Norris punches so hard it makes your conscience hurt.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Nazia Tabassum says:

    Now I really want to know..who is chuck norris..

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mitali Kasture says:

    So Chuck Norris is Hollywood's Rajanikant 😂

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Elliot Mountain Sheep says:

    The man can PEE in Spanish. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. That had me rolling!

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Divine Music says:

    took Rajni Kant jokes and replaced with Chuck Norris

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