Have you ever wondered how to say " You Smell" but in a nice way? Or how about "I need a break from you" but without hurting their feelings? We answered a bunch of your "How Do You Say" questions in this episode and it was hilarious.
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Today, we're talking about all the things that you think, but don't know how to say in a kind way and we're going to try and help you say them in a nice way he's not participating. My specialty in this episode is the art of lying. You can offer them a stick of gum. No, that's what you can do.
That's a nice way. You know what i do after i eat tuna. No, i don't even need tuna. I know you don't so what's your excuse, my schedule does not exist to cater to your specific needs, be flexible uh.
You could say something like i'm sorry. I don't have the time to handle this right now, but i'm happy to look at it first thing tomorrow. What about you? No in today's episode koala bear is here because you should don't talk too much in the adult show. I hide you yeah.
You just want to do the whole show with her here. Wait when something sounds suspicious. What do we do? Then? We go back inside okay, an attempt to bring you the show. We have moved nosy magoo to the other side.
Why, in an attempt to bring you the show, i need my hands. Why you just do the things you don't want to admit to the people that she likes me better, ready action, hi, guys, i'm sheena! That's trev, hi guys! Today's episode is all about talking. No, it's not today we're talking about all the things that you think, but don't know how to say in a kind way and we're gon na try and help you save them in a nice way. He's not participating.
My specialty in this episode is the art of lying. How do you say nicely? I don't want to talk to you right now. Gon na talk they'll be saying, oh you're, on mute. I i think, you're on mute, and then you just say you just say you just end the meeting.
What if it's not a zoom meeting same thing? What if it's in person, yeah yeah, i can hear that you're not talking and then you walk away. Then when they message you what the hell happened. You say, i'm sorry i was on mute, actually yeah, i'm on mute. I don't think that's the way to do it.
Just try it. You could say, i'm really sorry i have to go. I have another engagement. You could say that, okay, what do you think would be more fun say that, but do it on mute? You might be able to get away with that in a zoom mexico or if it's face to face just do this move.
It ends every conversation. What is it i really have to get home, i'm starting to feel sick. I haven't had a chance to take my medication. What yeah you just say that, like just i'm sorry, i really have to get home.
I haven't taken my my medication like as if you're nuts, no, what just i'm not feeling well, i i haven't taken my medic. I'm feeling kind of woozy this is woozy. This is bad. No, you should try.
You need to take a shower. There were a lot of these. You need to take a shower and your breath this one's so easy, this one. What is it you just do this? No, no, it's not me, not it.
Oh now you get it you're mute. You cannot do that. Why that's not a nice way of saying it, you can't say not it not it. You can. No, how do you say it nicely that somebody needs to take a shower? I got you a gift card. Do you have a bath you want to come over? I shower you is that better they'll be very happy to hear that come over. I have soap for that's what you want. You want to wash your friend's banus to be nice, fine, banu washer.
I rather just say: oh not me, but if you want to wash their buns no, there has to be a nicer way to say this. When was the last time you uh participated, it's important. No, maybe you could remind them like. Oh, i had such a nice shower last night and i oh i got this new soap.
You should try it it's amazing. It just makes you smell so good. Oh i like mine, but you should try mine. It's a really really nice.
Would you wash me with yourself see that's the type of comments you invite in the workplace. When you talk about soap, no, everyone wants to be washed by their colleagues. Nobody wants particularly the guy in hiv. Nobody wants to be washed away.
You have halitosis his that his breath smells so bad. There were so many questions about people who have bad breath. Hey you, bunnu mancha. Now i am starting a new business from audio baba.
You can send a text with their name number and their hygiene problem, and we will call them and say: you've got a gift from audio baba. Your breath smells like you've, eaten manure and then just hang up. This is horrible and then we'll send them out like uh so mean, but you can offer them a stick of gum. No, that's what you can do.
That's a nice way. You know what i do after i eat tuna. No, i don't even eat tuna. I know you don't so what's your excuse, my schedule does not exist to cater to your specific needs, be flexible uh.
You could say something like i'm sorry. I don't have the time to handle this right now, but i'm happy to look at it first thing tomorrow, but what if tomorrow is busy i'm happy to look at it the first free moment i have for you what about you? No okay, another hygiene question: why aren't you washing your hair? I would say you know i found this amazing new salon. You should definitely try it they're, so good, it's so nice to get some me time check them out. I don't like going places where other people wash your hair.
Why not? I like my cat, doing it at home? Are you pretending to be the other person yeah? I don't have real healthy, so this is so can't. Be me, this is the answer you think i will get. Yes, how would you respond, then you do you boo? Why aren't you washing your hair? Why can't you just ask that? Because you don't know, i found this bloody leaf from thanksgiving. You bashed it.
Why you still have a leaf in your hair from the two seasons past? What kind of person has parking tickets in their room? This is crazy. No, that's not! Why is your house key here in my hair? What the hell your wi-fi password is written in your head. Are you going to rsvp to my wedding? I i'm busy that'd be good. I have a good one. I would put them all on a text thread all the people that don't already know the last person. No, i would no, i would put them all on the text thread. I would send the text and say thanks so much for your rsvp, looking forward to seeing you at the wedding. That's good! That's good and they say oh bloody, identical, and then they go do it quickly.
I, like the opposite. What so sorry you couldn't make it because my way at least you save a hundred dollars a plate. So sorry you couldn't make it. I will send you a youtube link to the website for those people to come to your wedding.
Then we'll you do money, you call them, and you say: hey, i'm doing it right now: rsvp chicken or fish chicken, veggie, fish or pizza next question: the light is changing. What is happening to ourselves. This is called sunlight. What what is the problem? Man? I'm shocked.
You've never seen something like this like i should be melting, oh chunks already and say: look if it's available on my calendar you're welcome to have it. We should try to consolidate this. Don't you think we would be more efficient? No, i don't bloody. I said the meetings we should try to consolidate simple.
You just say: whatever is available on my calendar: go for it, man, you're dribbling yeah. So then you just put up you block from nine to seven every day you say: look if i have to move something i'll, try, but don't make me move more than one thing a week, i'm very busy those clothes. Don't look good on you. This is the easiest one i got.
What are you looking at me for that? You don't have to say anything, i'm just showing you the look. You have to do just like this. Okay, first of all, who cares if the clothes don't look good on them? That's a them thing, that's not a youth thing. I don't know how this is an issue.
Oh my god, nice, the blast of light is back. You need to leave me alone. How do you say that kindly that seems very kind to me already? I think i need a little a few minutes by myself put an emoji at the end, anything with smiley emoji. At the end, that's fine! No! You have to leave me alone.
That's not a kind thing you could just say i you should leave me alone, hello, hello, lolz. I think you put a z at the end. Quiet that's so mean i think i needed something she was so bloody rude. I just went to her room didn't even just said she needed quiet time from me, but that trip he's awesome.
He was busy and he was just like he's just like leave me alone. Lols. That z gets me every time at the end. Lolz dude.
Can you stop flaunting your butt cleavage in the office and put on some cachos? I don't think there's any nice way to say this so easy. What i like to take gorilla, glue tape or duct tape and just okay. I wanted to preserve your modesty, so i taped your crack. You know once you know once somebody you can get the theme song to play. Can i tell you a story track stoppers put the tape like this. Can i tell you a story one day i wore a shirt and it was a little on the lower side than what i normally wear and somebody commented on my cleavage and i really didn't appreciate it at all like. Let me wear what i want to wear. Let this man here there we could have helped you you were there crack stoppers.
No, you just put one crack. Stoppers comes in three pre-cut sizes. Look, i'm not an advocate one or the other, but let this person wear what they want to wear that you will not tolerate being yelled at. Where are you going that people are screaming at you? I would just do this.
You cannot shoot every time. Someone shouting, if you do three immediate they're so shocked, they don't know, what's happening, they think you're calling a goat. Nobody can scream in front of goats it's criminal, but if someone's screaming at you, you should do. This is a problem you should say.
I have a meeting i need to get. You should show your belly button and squeeze it to mimic the words coming out of their mouth. Nobody can shout at the belly button talker. Can you do that? Just try? No, don't show it on camera.
Just try. No! It's so just try. You could also use the crack stoppers on the screaming person's mouth. No, maybe we should reconvene when everyone's a little bit more, because that passive, aggressive stuff works great in life just like in the workplace and at home just be passive, aggressive, like sheena guaranteed to have someone slit your tires by the end of the week.
I speak. The truth when you can make them feel yeah talk to them with your belly button. Okay, how do you tell people that? Are you already know the truth which they are lying about? I know the truth. Mother is a liar.
Mama raised the food. I explained all of this in the email i sent you two days ago, as for my prior email, aggressive again, very good, very good way to never work with somebody. Ever again, i, like it hey, read your bloody email, buffoon, it's all written. You look like a bloody chanuspanos, now saying things already answered too.
You have a giant booger, hiding out of your nose. It's flapping around as you exit you like a tissue. You can go like this. What the hell is hanging from your nose man, your brains, are coming out.
Oh my god. You've got something in your teeth. Same watch the last video. What do you do like this and say? Huh? Salad? No, you could say it nicely like yeah yeah, when you whisper it.
Let's people see you doing all that. Stop throwing people under the bus and admit you are at fault. Yes, how you should stop throwing people under the bed. You say that you would actually voice those words yesterday, no in your fake office, with these fake people who you're passively aggressively killing every day with your kindness with your whispers and smiles bloody people hate the whispering, smiling person at the office. Don't be that person be the honest person who just says it? I am honest, hey i'm just you one more time. You bloody say this. Is your idea i'll take you outside and put my shoe somewhere. You don't want it to be.
That's gon na get you a lot of friends. I don't want friends, i go to work, not for friendships, go to work. To do my job and respect hey you, susan! Did this or you did this? Oh susan, did it call susan? I want you to tell her in front of me that she did this shameless buffoon. The zip on your pant is open.
Like that, that's the best game. That's all. We've got that's the best game. Any mail has a zip mail or female.
Zip is open. Come on goodbye.
Sheena : Hi guys! I'm Sheena and that's Trid.
Trid : Hi guys !!!!!……😂😂
Trid brings in new energy everytime to make us laugh 😂❤️
I love how Trid is the guy with the best business ideas! 1. Bros w/o homes! 2. Audio baba! and today is 3. Crack stoppers! 😂 and the business can be easily sponsored by Flex tape! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Sheena is always riding the positivity cloud, but the corporate work culture aint all farting rainbows out of your anoos as Trid shows you, who does make it look like he has had his fair share of people in the corporate jungle! 😂😂
Just saw the part about the butt crack. Send them a small container of spackle/drywall mud and a note telling them to fill that crack!
How did you two meet. He’s crazy. Were you volunteering in a hospital. Only kidding he’s to damn funny. You must have a lot of great times together. You guys are the ones that got me watching YouTube. He promised at one million no more covering his face. Thanks for always making me laugh. You have a beautiful family. 😂😂😂😂
I can always count on you guys to give some solid advice and pick up a life lessons or two along the way 🙂.
Always tell it like it is: Old saying: A sharp knife cuts the quickest and hurts the least.
I will definitely be enlisting the services of Audiobaba and Crackstoppers in the future.
As a manager, I had the unpleasant task to confront employees in regards to the personal hygiene habits. The best way to handle it is discretely, directly and professionally. It is uncomfortable but it has to be addressed. Most employee handbooks cover this and you can always use this as a reference point. Many times the employee is going through a difficult time and may not realize their hygiene has been neglected.
When are we going to see trids real face? Thought it was 1 million subscribers 🤔
You got that "audio baba" number? I have a few people need helpful remembers .
Love your vids!! I’m a little sad because I must’ve missed Trid’s face reveal! Or DID I!?!?!
Why he is not revealing his face… Is he a criminal??? 😂 (Crime- Making ppl laugh till they get tears between their legs)
TRID: Hello! Today’s episode is about talking bulls***
Me: TRID, from now on, say “bacon sandwich” for BS it’s way better