That girl called today speaking of vegetables, who the one that only eats plants - oh, i think i've told you about her before. Have i i forget, never mind i've forgotten her name.

By Sheena

15 thoughts on “herbivore shorts”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Chase Simmons says:

    I thought this was going a completely different way when he said "that girl called today, speaking of vegetables" ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars claybecker13 says:

    This is what girls on dating apps mean when they say they are looking for a man with a good sense of humor. Corny puns.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars ce neblock says:

    "That girl called again today, speaking of vegetables"

    Well that luckily didn't go where I thought it was going to.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Angel Girl says:

    I hope youโ€™re not talking about the vegan teacher thatโ€™s a whole Nother ouch waiting to happen

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars luke. says:

    Where did you get your jumper from. I am a 1987 birthday and want to buy one.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Sahiba Thind says:

    Her laughing while holding a knife cutting something with the opposite of knife safety… That's anxiety riddling no matter how her B4 the joke is

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars P M says:

    Here's one for you: "I'm so excited to go to the Vegetable convention (said like British people) tomato".

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Wonder Woman says:

    Off topic but ummm did she just peel a zucchini like a cucumber? Donโ€™t you eat it ? I mean I always have and never knew people peeled the skin off.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kash T says:

    Beware of all the things that happened to her bevore. It will come back to eat you… !!!

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Bow Hunter says:

    That was fast. I'm kinda surprised I got it. LOL .. 'never thought me a punester

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Ashley says:

    He's got the best what I'll call dad jokes, and she has the most contagious laugh.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Franko Oknarf says:

    Took me a. Min…. Right over my head.. hahaha…

    I want a woman like her ๐Ÿ˜ฉ and a relationship like DIS

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Archisman Dey says:

    Man you must be rich or the most lucky person
    Your wife lauGh at your worts jokes

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kevin O'Rourke says:

    To all commenters: PLEASE, PLEASE STOP REPEATING TRID'S JOKES. I'M BEGGING YOU. I HEARD IT THE FIRST TIME HE TOLD IT WHEN IT WAS FUNNY. YOUR REPEATING THE JOKE DOESN'T MAKE IT FUNNIER, IT JUST REPEATS IT. WE ALL HEARD WHAT HE SAID. I DECREE THAT IT IS NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE TO REPEAT THE SAME LINES, CASTING THE SPOT LIGHT ON YOURSELVES. OR, I GUESS I COULD STOP READING THE COMMENTS. YEA, THAT MAYBE AN EASIER SOLUTION.

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars vinod Alwani says:

    Sheena are you sindhi, your surname melwani is a sindhi surname, may be its just coincident

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