Okay, here we go. Load up people. Chuck Norris's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take from anyone. Oh, it could be a mutual spit.
Oh no, they're holding tight. If Chuck Norris has a dollar and you have a dollar, Chuck Norris would kick your ass and take your dollar, leaving you broke. You're imbecile. Chuck Norris Wants to rip the man in half because he was curious to see what the man had for lunch.
It was a peanut butter sandwich. I'm going. This is amazing. Chuck Norris Can put a quarter in his butt and out a diamond.
Two nickels. There's a five percent charge.
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Chuck Norris jokes are the best.
I completely lost it at "2 nickels" lmao
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As soon as I heard “Chuck norris’ dog” I started laughing 😭
Ohh she looks like Hector Salamanca with that face 😅😅 just the bell is missing ting ting ting ting
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Good thing he is a lawyer and not am accountant. a dime and two nickels for a quarter? took him a minute to realize he was a nickle short. true is usually much quicker than that.
Those were some great jokes.
Please create a playlist of the Chuck Norris jokes. I so badly want to share them but I can’t find the others.
I love these Chuck Norris "facts".😂 "Chuck Norris can divide by zero", "they wanted to add Chuck Norris to Mount Rushmore but the granite was not tough enough for his beard" 😅
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oh yeah, after that last one, only makes CENTS