It is the new year you have to get up: okay, wow, what a stretch careful, why we can't forgive it? No, not come down, no careful put only that for them this one. Yes, you must always start the new year on the right foot. I stand here for half an hour for this like a hunter sitting behind a bush. Now, thanks to me, you will have a great 2022..

Thank you now go to poop. I don't want you carrying last year's around it's a new year, uh, just a little heads up that every time you leave feminine products in the bathroom, i get quizzed by your daughter afterwards. So today she has asked me something: what is the difference between tampons and tampon paper, because now you've left another box beside it that she calls tampon paper so um did you do? Oh, i explained it all. No, i just said you know.

Sometimes it's paper. Sometimes it's plastic, i don't know, i just went to the grocery store. So now you know everybody knows sometimes paper. Sometimes plastic, one is tampon, one is tampon paper.

Do you know the difference? Are you winner enjoy your meal? Hey yusef. I have a question for you. Yes, what comes after usa usb usc? What i did there give me usd that's money, then you can use this joke use. Yes, okay, youssef.

What happened to you? What do you mean why you look like this? I look like what you look like your face is ready to go downtown to the nightclubs and your outfit is saying. Take me to the shopping club. You want to go costco you're, like such a weird mix. Right now.

I think you're going to buy things in bulk and then go celebrate in there. Your face don't match the rest of your body, man suppose wearing some frock now, so really really why you're not wearing sensitivity like a frog, nice fancy, dress, put on a frock and go party with some salads. Why aren't you in bed all the cows in the field have gone to sleep? Are you calling me a cow? No, why would you say that i'm just saying it's pasture bedtime, you get it, you get it the past year. It's bedtime go to sleep.

Oh my god. It's all over the news. They're investigating the man that died. Just now he fell inside a vat that was making a big falafel mix they're investigating the homicide.

You have no pita on this man huh, i'm saying for you simple, and today the influencer tried their first rambutan. It looks like a character from dr seuss. That's what it is. How do i open it? I don't know figure it out.

Yeah knock on the table. Again, i'm gon na come open it for you. No, but what do i do? No, it's not fighting me what's inside. Is it like a lychee? No, no, throw it hit.

It lick it. What happened to your eye? It's sour final verdict. It looks like a hard thing inside. Maybe the rumble turns happy to see.

Should we get pizza or something for dinner? Yes, yeah, good pizza or something. What do you mean exactly what you said? You were so clear. Let's have that. I take the something whatever you offered pizza or something i'll take something pizza, oh see you on pizza or nothing.

Well, you said something or nothing. You want pizza or nothing that i can get behind you bloody eat. What's on the table or you starve, don't pretend like there's options there 30 there's nothing else. There's only pizza.

The coupon is for pizza, you're eating bloody pizza. That's it don't say or something say: hey want: pizza, welcome to the world of creation, content creation. Speaking of colanders here take this speaking of take it. Take it two hands, speaking of calling sing into it, sing into it.

No don't do that. It was a trick. You'll strain your voice. I care about you singing give that man don't get don't injure yourself with this okay, you sing yeah the french teacher she's very mad at zara.

What she introduced herself to me. How did she introduce herself, but then she said her. What's her name? That's her name. Don't mock the teacher, it's madame pell to you, that's what she said and i said hello excuse.

What is this? You said, and she said uh mr jamal jamappel come on to tapel and i wanted to know my name is douta, but then that would've been too much for her speaking of the middle east. There are many key differences between iran and iraq, but you know one of the major differences in iran. They are all afraid of spiders what iraq no phobia. Speaking of upcoming characters, what happens when catwoman kisses batman, catwoman kisses batman, the dark knight rises.

How did we start the joke? Hey? How are you doing a dog in a bike house, we're racing who won the race, a dog and a what a pie cause? What's a pie cost about seven bucks if you get into whole foods and it's vegan so who won boys can't run silly, the dog one, you don't know how much of my car? Why wouldn't boy be running speaking of back pains? Do you know i'm never speaking? Yes, yes, listen! So, as you were saying yes about back pains, my back is hurting. I have to go see the doctor because i'm getting curvature of the spine, i don't know for sure it's just a hunch. Did you shoot him? Why did that see? Him see him didn't even know he made a sea joke. I did that on purpose.