Adulting 101: We have all the answers for you on post graduation life. Want to know what to do with your days? How to find a job that makes you happy? We are discussing it all in this episode!
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There's no such thing as the wrong degree. Everything that you learn you can apply at some point. Yes, i actually have a degree in cartoon phaseometry masters when's, the last time you made a gift. I don't make tips.

Why not you have the ability to take that gap year and do something yeah sit in your mom's basement and play fortnite, no where's your pizza? Are you gon na start? Having tears, can you can you actually make your emoji cry? I don't know. Ah, that hurt but no tears. It was not your dream job to do this and to do what eat chips in public hear 1500 people watch me eat chips. Bloody.

Can you stop eating? I have the mun. I have the munchies munchies munchies. Okay, so this week, are you good refreshing? Can you just my eye? Shaker, doesn't have a straw like yours. Can you okay focus on the show? Okay, for, like 15 minutes, just focus on the show yeah? Okay, we have a special edition this week.

Lots of graduates did you know that? Yes, lots of graduates this week next week, it's like graduation season yeah, so we thought we would do an episode of like you know, adulting one-on-one life. Hacks colleges are planting professionals. Now, yes, yes, the colleges are planning professionals. So we thought we would do a nice episode of like life life 101.

How do you adult? Do you have any thoughts? Guidance on this topic? You yeah? Oh we've been adulting for a little bit. I forgot this is free. Yes, you get what you pay for people, let's go start the show bloody. What do you do when you realize you spent all these years on the wrong degree? Do you have any thoughts? What is the wrong degree now? I know how do you know it's the wrong degree.

What degree did you do? I did a few you did. I didn't know which one i was going to use, not the wrong one. You just have multiple options. It's like getting extra passports.

You may probably won't need it, but sometimes it's good to have. Did you use them all? Ultimately, i won't even use them. You don't actually use them, you put them in a frame. Put them in the attic.

Did you put them to use in a frame? Did i go and seek employment in that sector? Yes, yes, i actually have a degree in cartoon phaseometry masters. I came back with phd. Did you use the education in the degrees that you got yes all of all of them all? There is no such thing as the wrong degree. Everything that you learn.

You can apply at some point. You should yeah go get the other degree, but wait make sure you enter black friday. You don't buy the dinner yeah yeah, you can just buy them online. No pdf, i don't just change the degree to whatever you want my friend, it's an official stamp and you go on photoshop you put whatever you want.

This is bad good advice. No, this is bad. Oh did economics really want to do marketing. Don't worry, just backspace backspace write the new one, you're teaching people to form.

You can get fake passport. Why you can't get updated degree who gives you fake passports, you're, uh, you're www, you don't know, are you advocating? Are you advocating for forgery? The show is still free, they're watching our show for free instead of paid content. You must give this type of advice. Did you study idiot if you didn't study and want to just acquire your degree, go to malwani.com you get music, tick, tock, instagram fake degrees? What is a great saving money tip advice? Don't spend, i actually steal, no no go to restaurants and then say you know the last bite you say: hey, there's a matcha inside my food.
When someone says there's matcha, they come close to look you slap them. Don't question my integrity so lie yeah, okay and steve both and steal, and of course, that's. The first question: we're gon na go through all the good things you can do. These are all good like yeah, any great money.

I have a tip, don't tip yourself: your money in three buckets: spend blue, yellow and pencil, save and donate. How will they save money by donating because it's good practice, but they won't save money that day they will you'll help someone more at least, but you won't. No, it's good. It's good money out is fun.

It's good practice making gifts every year. Instead of giving gifts to your family, that's a good idea, even in your 30s when's. The last time you made a gift, i don't make gifts. Why not? I'm rich i've seen your best.

It says money, saving tips, i don't want to save anything, spend save donate. No, yes, you find someone to mooch off of that's what you're doing here. Let's all face it. There are people out there that, like you, who you would never give attention to give them attention and take their money, don't take their money.

Let them take you out and pay for your things and then, when you land on your own feet, you thank them and say get out go find someone of your own caliber, no terrible live life. Take advantage of the things that god has given you forging theft. What else uh manipulation of lore? Yes, you know that that boy or that girl that's been chasing you for so long, but you're like oh there's, one crooked tooth that comes out. I don't like, like that.

Just forget that one tooth and say: okay, i think i have found a new partner until i land on my phone. Then you do it. I have a fear of accidentally ghosting, my loved ones, while enjoying freedom at college advice. I don't understand, i don't.

I don't get it at least try to participate in the show. No, but i don't understand like just pick up the phone and call your mother. That's all just don't don't be selfish. Pick up the phone call, your mother call, your father call your people, it doesn't like.

Why are you saying hey? I can't call her. I'm not gon na call, my mom yeah, no you'll call her never date. Anybody with that type of thing, just call her say ama. I will see you in three years with degree.
I want to do it independent of all of you. I will not even speak to you for those three years to prove to you how much i love you don't call me. It will be too hard. I will see you at degree college to marry young thoughts.

Comments concerns yes, yes, i'm just thinking the same. Okay. Next question go to college get married, do not graduate best, no go to college. Yes, you should go to college to marry young if you want, if it feels right thoughts, comments concerns you have to do.

I'm concerned about you. If you're going to college to get married, oh there should be a college like that. Singles only should i get a summer job, if so, where or doing what you should be a lifeguard whatever you want, you can just do any job you want. I like this question: what should i do? Well, it depends how i'm going to be the president of poland this summer.

I decided that's what i'm going to do this summer. What about you get somewhere enjoying lunch nice? Why do i get to mow the lunch? I took the president job already. Those are the only two jobs available this summer. Everyone knows you can do whatever you want.

I think it's good. If you're young and don't you know, like you, have the summer off from school or something go, try different things, go, get sell ice cream, yeah go get an ice cream job open an only plans. Page! Oh wait. Wait don't do like that.

Do it like nicely nicely like you're, really like loving it, i'm submitting it to my only plans. Page say: oh, please come visit me. My only plans do fluency flanksy come no, don't do that, go teach at a summer camp or go be a life because they let you all. These places just are welcoming you with no experience to come work.

There are so many places that can give jobs to kids that are looking for summer jobs. Yes, yes, like counselors, you know how hard it is to get those people now in universities cannot get those jobs. What the camp counselors yeah there are so many jobs available. Okay, like focus and commit to the job, is it okay to not fulfill others expectations? Because i want something else for me? No, you must only live for others.

If you do something that you're not happy doing you're, not gon na wan na, do it for a long time and you're gon na be miserable. So do what makes you happy and you have to earn a living doing something that makes you happy? Yes, because everybody does that! Well, that's the hope. That's the goal! Yes go after those low-paying jobs that make you happy. How do i know what to study? Because i'm struggling here study what makes you happy what, if studying, doesn't make jams happy? Well, you have to study a little bit.

No, no, it makes me happy not to study you have to study a little bit. No, i don't like studying a little bit a little bit studying equals to a c level grade. Lots of studying is a no studying. Is f, be good at something, a or f be good at being bad? Don't be mediocre really really don't be mediocre if you're going to fail fail with, like a champ, be able to tell the story one day.
You know how bad i was couldn't even get one exam passed. You then you'll have a story right. This guy was so bad and look what he's doing now? What was he doing? How can you get the job if you like, you, said they'll just go. Everyone just have a job for you.

You know like dancing and outside here, dancing outside job. For you, nice nice, what do you like? Oh you, like cleaning old people's urinary pants? Oh yes, good! We have job for you here, because everyone loves their jobs. Is it good to have a one year gap after graduating? Was it better to join a company? Asap? Take the time man, i don't think, there's anything wrong with that. If you have the ability to take that gap year and do something yeah sit in your mom's basement and play fortnite, no every grown adult should sit in their parents basement and embarrass them for at least one year collect things like stamps and stones write a passage, Advice, someone gave you that didn't make sense then makes sense now pass the dutch on the left hand side.

I always think of that who gave you that advice, my friend, which i forgot his name. I never understood it and then i found out he's lefty. So all the dutchy handling was going on the wrong side for him. He was very frustrated.

He sang a song being a lefty myself yeah. It still didn't dawn on me that the duchy must come this way because everyone always pass the other side. Okay. I know you this moment right now.

I think i'm not there, yet it may make sense in a few years. No one ever gave you advice, no people say just be in the moment and try and just appreciate what it is that you have, because, as your kids grow or as your job gets harder, it just gets more and more cumbersome and more and more challenging. So just take deep breaths and like go through the motion right now. You know what i mean comedy show think they really want that type of advice, they're watching on youtube in the middle of the night in their parents, basements man don't give such highfaluting advice.

Why? You do that past. The duchy is the right type of advice. To give what song you know sing some song make something. That's my song you're looking right, never mind.

How do you show up when, at times you don't feel like you? Don't i don't feel like showing up? Don't just say, i'm sorry, i can't make it i've got it like today. I didn't feel good. I didn't want it. That's a simple answer: when you got ta show up for a few years.

This is the best excuse. What i have covered. Are you gon na start? Having tears, can you can you actually make your emoji cry? I don't know. Ah that hurt, but no tears.

Okay speedrun: how do you follow your dreams and finance and have financial stability have dreams of jobs that pay? Well? It's not all about money marry. Somebody who has good looks and an only plans account. Don't dream just get a job. How relevant is the pythagorean theorem? What if you have to go from a to b and then you have to go from a to c and you're, wondering the distance hold your phone? It tells you where everything is no, it's not relevant.
I can't remember the last time we used pythagorean theorem you're going to test it. Yes, of course, a plus a squared plus b squared is c squared. I know things. How often does your mitochondria go up? I don't want that.

Do you i'm not talking about that? Any advice on how to try to keep a school life balance. Yes, don't go to school at night on the weekends. Do you move to your new city and not get scared, be the aggressor, walk down the street talk to yourself. Anyone comes close.

You know what you say: mind your business mind your business like that this is horrible, finding friends after high school graduation. No, i'm not looking how to adult i'll. Tell you not even me i'll tell you how to adult according to trent steele. Yes, cheat! Yes, forge fort manipulation, manipulate only plants and much here you go there, you have it perfect.

That's how you adults? What if you don't feel ready to leave the place you're graduating from oh fail, one class. They cannot make you leave that that's the move fail. One class they bring you back next year. Next, one then we're all done what is appropriate to wear at graduation.

I always wanted to eat chips on camera. I always wanted to feed you like, as if you were a goat in the farm like this here, eat. Try, no, no, i won't do anything. Don't bite, don't bite, i'm keeping my fingers flat go.

You can get a summer job doing this people come. You can feed adults who are pretending to be baby. Goats. It's a good job.

Go for it. This is really weird. Yes, i know it doesn't even pay that much scary.

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