What is happening? I'm trying to sit down. okay I'll just be here waiting. Take all the time you need. It hurts.

hello. Okay, Are you all right? Okay, welcome I Can't believe you brought me to work. The Show Must Go On We're back with another episode of Asinine Advice. You hear me? It's so weird.

This is your plan. bloody. Just film this. you trying to make a stand.

This is more views than me. People have quit watching the show because of the Rinky Dink operation. We clean up a little in the back though. What? The behind? There's a tree.

Bloody What? you're cleaning. There's a tree and then there's a mess on the piano. I Don't know. Do the show.

I'm going I'm going okay I'm leaving. No don't leave I'm done. Don't leave it. Everything's fine.

Everything's fine. What are you doing now Just cleaning? Nobody cares this stuff. Sit down. let's go.

What happened to you today? Do you want to tell the people what happened? That tree? You had a fight That mother talk about my back. We bought a tree on Saturday and we came home and he was cutting it down. Cut the tree down. He was cutting it down, it was tied to the car.

He was sleepy. She does a TP like this She just showed you guys nobody ever does this motion unless you're a TP Okay, he was chopping the then the next thing was he was on the ground laying horizontal and could not move right? Are you okay three? Take it from the roof and put it on the floor. No problem. All the cords, no problem.

Put my left arm in the middle of the tree to grab it by the trunk to show it. who's boss you know, Shake it up a little and I tried to Move It I turned my body like this I cannot show you now and I dug them. Show him whose boss and the tree was boss. Why did you pull the tree trying to move it all the time that everybody tells you, you must lift with your both hands and your wife must live with your wife.

So I tried and that's left with your legs. And then the fire. The fire of five blazing Sons went through my spine into my back. Okay, he fell on the floor.

Here is a public service announcement. you must. It doesn't matter what age you are and you must live Then when I was laying on the floor like this outside I remembered I had my phone in my pocket so I took it out and I did the obvious thing I started watching YouTube videos waiting for her to find me and she found me I did find her, she carried me into the house I was like this. She carried me.

She threw me not so gently on the floor yes, didn't even hang up her phone call kept talking to her friend. Bruno there you bloody I dragged Victory into the house I had to go I told him I gotta go I hung up and I picked up the tree. He picked me up first my legs the tree came in the house, put it there and looked at me and said no words were needed. Okay, emotional suffered like my friend Steve would say.

We asked all of you to tell us your funny stories, your injury stories or ask us questions. Somebody said this is not an injury but a story I Woke up seriously I just drank from my eyeball. Somebody said this is not an injury but a story I woke up during my colonoscopy. Wow can you imagine that? No, they would.

What are you doing in there? Oh how like a wounded wolf this one I know I saw a lot of my twins then I threw my background a few days before my 34th birthday. This was not the only one can you imagine. yeah I waited till I was oh I'm much younger than that yeah I'm like you 34. you sneeze and you threw your back out I sneezed yesterday while I was penguin walking to my room and I saw Moses writing on the first tablet.

then I thought wait am I still here then I said yes I am because there's so much. you did look like you're in a lot of pain. oh my God pain but they the sneezing is dangerous. You know there's a way to sneeze and like hold it in.

no No, you cannot. Yeah, you break your toe. You don't have pressure inside your pants. Oh my.

God Yeah yeah, don't sneeze on the inside, but you would rather the pain you said you saw. Moses If I sneeze on the inside, my back would come out, my spine would come out I threw my arm in a what the heck gesture and dislocated my shoulder Karma try to deflect someone's problem. What the hell. Oh, Sit down Bloody What? I Don't know what I'm saying.

the pillars are making me woozy woozy. I Like that word, it's very apt. That's how I feel now. Uzi Uzi Put it down.

Put it down. Do you want to take a break? Do you want to take a break? Nice to meet you I Broke my butt once rollerblading I had to crawl home in the dark in the rain. It broke your butt. Can you break a butt? Yeah.

I'm sorry you broke your butt. Why were you rollerblading in the rain and that's what happened. You fall down. man.

They need a reflective jacket like yours. Yes, Go show them your jacket. Yeah, cool. It's cool.

Look how cool it is. It reflects you. need one of these it doesn't quite show. Should I put it on.

No, it doesn't matter. Don't waste all the time. Okay, come sit down. Bloody.

This guy broke his butt. He's crawling home. You're doing a fashion show right? Okay, uh, why don't we I need a break I think he needs a break? Give me a minute. ow The Show must be completed from the comfort of the floor.

Okay, now we're in my office. This is where we're gonna finish show. Yes, Yes oh my. God Okay, we gotta go through this fast because this is very weird.

This is the top of my garage. It was one step and I broke both my legs just before. That's really sad. both legs.

Does that make you feel a little better? I Fell out of my garage. one step. How do you fall out of your garage? My garage is oh what, Your garage is on the 17th floor. She fell out of her garage.

my garage is on the ground floor. This lady also pulled the muscle in her back was laid up for a few days from drying her hair wears 50 pounds one morning I strained a muscle a shoulder muscle and broke my toe while getting oh my goodness. All right you guys are amazing I don't feel so bad at least I did something. you know that's why I did I feel I feel better already? My back's feeling better.

Yeah! Next comment: my daughter would kill me but period. Walking into the high school hall she broke her thumb on her thighs. die. That's it.

These ladies now work out so much and they say you have like muscles of Steel I Sliced my thumb open on a plastic knife using it to open the fire stick. battery cover. The what cover You know the back of the fire stick. Oh the remote.

The remote to use putting a plastic knife and slice his thumb. What kind of plastic? I Use plastic knives I Go! I Cut Cut. The pizza is still in one piece. The plastic knife is nothing left.

We should have pizza tonight. I Want that type of knife? I Want pizza? Please say you don't have a poop on your foot. Oh my. God But this back problem no one talks about.

the hardest thing to do is sit. Yeah Yeah! so I will admit to you people I found the solution. you poop standing. You cannot Yes.

I Leave that to your imagination. poor guy. That's another thing I had to use the toilet brush to lift my Panter because you can't reach I feel your pain my friend hold my back while wiping my butt I couldn't move for a week I was 23 yo people still tease I appreciate I Think we are all learning today that these things happen at all ages and stages of life and I am not making fun of these people I consider myself one of them I am honoring you I am making fun of you I am honoring the strength with which you have committed to keeping your anus clean that the musculature you needed to do that was enough to pull a muscle. No, no may you and your buttocks remain fresh till the end of time, my friend.

Speed Run Speed round, Speed round. What were your parents best non-traditional remedies? My gran used Vicks for everything that's traditional I even ate Ricks no I'm traditional but she's saying it's non-traditional she sang her granny used Vicks for everything that's that's very traditional. no under the feet, put socks under the nose, under the armpits I don't know why they put on my nipples and then make you eat some I think it's for chiefing I Guess Vix is one. Oh turmeric for everything bloody heated.

Put it on your injuries, put it in your tea, put it in your face. Everything. Use turmeric for everything. Oh, you consume it, you make a paste out of it and put it on like mussels.

How come you haven't put too much on it? Because my mom didn't come visit Ma My back is hurting. Bring your Spice Box This guy says not a question but you're welcome to laugh at the fact that I once broke my arm putting on a sock that's sad sock wearing arm breaking guy I laughed at you okay hey, that's Victoria I laughed at her. That's all and now she's married to Santa Claus Oh yeah, we're not gonna get any gifts this year I Take it back, don't laugh at Santa's wife Mrs Claus I'm sorry. uh, may all your injuries be Speedy to heal Speedy To heal.

May your turmeric taste as good after you've soaked your back muscles in it? I Just put it back in the drawer. Okay, you said you have to put oil. Then you cook with it. No, no, may your backs be stronger than mine people.

We will see you guys.