I asked for a bag of chips and he brought me these broccoli chips finger, looking good how to stop being lazy. I can't find an answer to this one. I don't think you look very hard. Even how to get my dogs on a poop schedule tried everything.

Nothing is working. I don't have a dog, you don't need a dog to know the answer. This is really weird, never mind. Let's get this deleted, i'm sorry, lady.

I cannot help you broccoli chips. Wait. Did you get those? Why are they crunchy trader joe's white chips? When you can fry your broccoli and eat it? Is it deep fried? No, i wish, does it taste good tastes like something a cow would enjoy? Why are you eating broccoli chips you'll find out soon in the episodes you do not smell this week. We're talking about new year's resolutions, and i want to check in with you on how you're doing with your new year's resolutions still got it still doing.

Okay, i resolve to eat one broccoli. Every day i asked for a bag of chips and he brought me these broccoli chips finger looking good. They do not smell like good chips. They smell fantastic, bloody smell, like fantastic, big, like a big bunch of broccoli.

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That's it no we're not finished. For today. This question came from tanai underscore tanayanka. My life is perfectly weld and i don't want to change it with some bloody new resolution.

So don't stay around stay warmed. I know there's nothing wrong with that. It's good to feel. Well, that's the zone, zen zone, man keep it well, you don't need to be overwhelmed.

You don't need to be underwear just feeling. Well i'm with you tonight. If you have no desire to change your state of affairs, then don't you have succeeded. You have found your nirvana how to not get kovid.

Ah, what kind of a resolution is that fellow co-version it's nice to be acquainted with others that have successfully managed to dodge the wicked whip of the covet? Some of us have that level of success and others. Just drink from big mugs covered sucker, you dodged the original. Sometimes i know seriously me and you, adam steen house, is still there till the end. How to not get covered.

Do not leave your house, but even then the kovid might find you. This one is really contagious. I cannot help you just be safe, always wear your mask and you won't get it made a mass joke. You got it don't behave like this tired too quickly how to travel and meet new people.

Oh, you cannot go to hospitals. Now, sir, what you want to go to hospital to see babies, new people yeah, that's a weird thing to want to do to go and say: oh, i want to meet new people, not they can't even engage with you. They just sit wrapped in a blanket crying. I think he wants to meet like people of his own age.

He's a baby typing, so fast parents must be so. Do you have any constructive advice? I told him go to the hospital and no pretend you're a new father and you can see so many new people. This is really weird you're, giving no advice uh. This is the kovid.

If that's your new year's resolution, to travel and meet new people. My advice to you is just to be safe, oh, be safe. When you meet the new people, yes, don't want to have new people being the result of your trip. I get what you did there double mask, you hey! Look.

We found you somebody already. What are the chances this one wants, a baby go with this other guy practice. Any options practice makes perfect, took up some huge goals and commitments. How do you deal with biting off more than you can chew? Please demonstrate not one chip demonstrate.

I want the full mouth just full of chips such that you can tell me when you're ready, i'll, go i'll, go sit in my room and when you're ready i'll come, do you understand what biting off more than you chew means? You cannot chew it all. While it's going in your bloody mouth, you savage, i didn't say who can eat 18 chips, singular one at a time. That's the next step, put 60 chips and don't use your teeth. Man so simple, put! Don't bite just put pretend you have no teeth now for five minutes, what crap we're trying to show these people? If i understood you, you haven't understood your assignment.

Put it in okay, one more okay, see, look she's bitten off so much. She can still never mind skip this delete it. I'm sorry, lady. I cannot help you.

How do you deal when you bite off more than you can chew? Is it fun? Are you enjoying these 60 chips? Wouldn't it be more fun if you took one one at a time, that's what you do messed up my whole. My whole example didn't work and you ate a whole bag one at a time. But how come you didn't? Let me answer the question. My mouth was full.

I'm setting a new small goal each month seems much more sustainable than one big goal. Pace yourself, make them bite-sized, don't jam all the chips in your face, even though my example went to crap because she successfully ate all the chips at once. Imagine a situation where she choked on those chips. I thought you were committed to the craft.

I thought you were gon na. Do oh, oh, i was gon na do heimlich. I had this whole thing set up. Nothing came out.

You wanted me to joke on the show just to show the example. Is that bad that i'm more committed to the show than you? I would save your life, for this show bloody how to keep up with the resolutions. I make resolutions and then forget about it. Tattoo them on your face that way, every time you go look in the mirror, you'll be reminded of your resolution.

That is your answer. Yes, that's one way to do it. What about if she wrote it in a book, write it on your face book: she's, never gon na look at the book in the morning. Yes, you can write it on a book or you can write it on like a board or you can write it on your face.

That is more sensible than taking a tattoo on your face. I agree wan na be the cto of the company i'm working in and get jacked, sir. If you want to get robbed, just walk at night outside screaming, i'm the cto of my company take a few dollars with you and see what happens and if you want to get strong do that. First, before you do this experiment, you might need it before you get punctured.

How do i make my 10 year old study harder to get into medical school if you would have started at five like i've advised you, sir? You wouldn't have this issue at 10. It's too late, your child has no chance of making it to medical school. Now must be married with mortgage already or now you want to go to medical school go play outside in the playground, bloody like the other 10 year olds. Now you are finished.

No medical school for you or failure. Don't put these extraordinary expectations on your children? No, no, no, give them a break he's trying to fail. You failed! This is on you uncle sam eleven. You failed your child by letting them.

I don't know, plato some nonsense. At five years old, you should be studying for the medical school. Shame on you, studies scrapping that stub scrapping scraping scraping scraping. How do you say this? They can't even spell extra and you just got tripped up on the first word.

There's a s, there's a p! I don't know what to do the c inside to the middle. I don't know what to do. Scrapping that stubborn extra fat away that stayed even before d pandemic. I mean everybody's got a couple of extra covet pounds.

This is before just exercise exercise. I don't believe in doing the diet thing, but i do believe in just like making better choices. You could try the broccoli chips or you could try not snacking as much keep up with meditation and lose weight. I hate it.

When that happens, i've lost so much weight. I get up the weight on the side. I can't keep up with it like this dangling here in there, i'm looking everywhere, where's my loose weight. Where did i tuck it put it here? Is it under this? Oh there.

It is, i found it. It's a big problem, come up with a concrete plan, sir, to keep up with that loose wave. What is the the? What is the fart? Oh, my god. Okay, here's.

My advice for the meditation start with 10 minutes just 10 minutes every day at the same time. So what i started doing is when my kids go to sleep. I just sit there in their rooms for 10 minutes and i flip flop between the two, the two rooms one day, one kid one day, the next kid just 10 minutes, you'll just start building from there be extra nice to all the people who are being mean Act, don't react all the people that are being mean well, be extra nice. Why do you put your hands on? No one understands i'll, be extra nice.

You won't be you're lying, look i'll, be extra nice, keeping a certain toxic friendship out of my life for good. This time, what if they're fun who's ever looked back on their life and said man, i really regret not talking to that a-hole i hated. Sometimes you can't avoid it. What, if they're family friends what, if they're long time, friends what, if they're friends with your parents and you say hey, is that jack smoke at your house, i'm not coming! Why? Because they make me want to vomit in my shoe and drink it.

You know those people sometimes does anybody make you feel that way that you're saying this no don't go to their houses. I'm not remember that time. I came home with a soggy stinky shoe yeah. It was so long ago.

I don't keep those people in my life. Lose 35 pounds. Do you have any recipes that i could use? That would be great yeah, go see our episode of chaos in the kitchen. The last episode was so good, there's so many episodes.

We have such bad things for you. We have so much food, so bad, you won't need it. You lose 35 pounds in a week, thoughts on putting a penny in a jar for each complaint and criticism. You make penny for your thoughts.

If i did that, every time you're criticized just put it straight in the jar, no, you know what abuse is 50 cents bladdy. I would be a millionaire if i put a penny every time i got criticized or there was a complaint here. I will give you seven minutes to tell me how many pennies would be in that job million dollars worth. Yes, how many pennies start the clock next go? I will give you the same.

Seven minutes get out how many pennies tell me how to stop being lazy. I can't find an answer to this one. I don't think you look very hard, even too lazy, you're, so lazy. You can't even find the solution to sort of laziness, you're, so lazy, amazing you're, my hero.

This is a big problem. Maybe get somebody to help you. This is not something you've looked for help for neither so how to stop being lazy. I am the least lazy person in this house.

Please insert clip of sleeping lady 3 pm here. We've been waiting for the influencer to wake up. Okay, to read more aiming for one book a week for the next 12 months. Oh that's! This lady is going to read 52 books, nonsense that is, you've bitten off a library.

My friend start with one bookshelf, maybe one book every month, one a month to start. If you finish you can read extra like it depends on your circumstance, maybe you're a quick reader. Maybe you have kids, maybe you have. I don't know.

I bet you take really long poops. My goal this year is to be a better dad. Any advice. Tell your wife how awesome she is, how cool you are, or you used to be back when she met you that helps.

I do that all the time i tell the kids how cool she used to be. They get happy. Ah, this one's for you doing the bare minimum, no more, stretching myself too thin or taking on too much tell them what i don't know what this means. That's the resolution.

You know what, if you want to do less, you do you we take on so much as people we take on so much more than we need to take on you. Do you, the rest of the show is going to be inspired by cj park. 39. Are you even gon na go to the next, be intentional in my workouts? Not just half-assing it.

Okay answer the question: okay! Yes, how to get my dog on a poop schedule tried everything, nothing working sorry! This year i was gon na work harder with no distraction, but trident sheena appeared lucky to stop saying rascal this year you rascal say no and not feel guilty about it. Stop stop! That's the bear. I think that's the bare minimum be intentional in my workouts. Not just happens, this is a new trend.

That is disturbing me. What all these girls are only working on one buttocks, the half ass you've seen those soon you're going to see yoga pants large small from the back. Why do you take everything so literally? Why are you only working one side? Oh that's her good side. I think it's great that you're even doing the workout and just be intentional, do both bumps.

Yes, do good bumps. Speaking of bumps how to get my dogs on a poop schedule tried everything. Nothing is working, i don't have a dog, you don't need a dog to know the answer. You take one old t-shirt, you cut the sleeve, you make it like this, like a cone shape and you plug it, you tell them i'd, pull it out when we go outside it's stupid, why it must work, it's impossible.

I don't have a dog, i don't know, but if you say don't poop it please stop her. Oh, you should use a cork from the wine bottle. You think so you were never getting into why you did that to your child when they were over pooping. Oh, i'm not supposed to tell them.

You did not do that. That's a very bad thing! You did nothing in retrospect. Just put a diaper, don't put like this inside this year i was gon na work harder, but no distraction, but trident sheena appeared you're. Welcome.

You get that fake text pretend speed round text. I don't know why you still don't follow the protocol. Why don't you follow me because you look like this? The trains aren't even going you're. Looking like the it's, a party you're doing stop saying rascal this year.

That's the person's resolution resolution. Why shame on you rascal? No shame on you. You should use that word saying no and not feeling guilty about it. Do it just say? No, no, no, no say it before they ask the question, no, not likely next.

No that's awesome. Thanks for joining people, that was fun and delightful, keep us up to date. Let us know what your resolutions are in the comments below. Let us know if you liked any of this advice hit that subscribe button and join us every day.

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