After Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital. When Chuck Norris went to court as a baby. When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father, hey, it's time for you to be the man of the house. He had to go north.

doesn't cut his grass, just looks at it and it says I dare you to grow you know Chuck Norris Can press control or delete with one finger No How about the black guy Learned later.

By Sheena

16 thoughts on “Am i getting better? #shorts”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Robert Parral says:

    Chuck Norris jokes are funny

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Leroy's Tea says:

    Back when comedian Craig Ferguson hosted the Late Late Show on CBS television, he did a bit where he invited Secretariat (two guys dressed up in a horse costume) to the stage. Craig said something like this…."Dear Chuck Norris, you are known as Texas Ranger and you love all things horsey. I might say things to offend you. Please understand that I am European, please don't hurt me. And besides. What would happen to poor Secretariat if my legs are all hurty?" The guys in the horse costume couldn't stop laughing which made Craig Ferguson laugh even harder. I know – this is a long comment. But TRID's Chuck Norris jokes reminds me of that. So incredibly silly and hilarious. You both are the best. The Craig Ferguson clip can be found on YouTube. BTW- Happy Yugadi!!!!! ♥♥♥♥

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars mynameisray says:

    Ohh man, what would we do without Trid

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Steph Guz says:

    This is what I do all day, …watch Sheena and Trid, …I blame Chuck Norris!

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars missmatch says:

    😆 These are great

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Leslie Bloom says:

    I have a way that you can laugh less. I've met him in person and he's kind of a jerk

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars chefs kiss says:

    When Chuck Norris makes a tik tok…

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Laurie Davis says:

    You're giving way too much credit to a mere mortal!

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars A Gou says:

    😂😂

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Praneeth Diddi Challa says:

    Chuck Norris and Rajinikanth decided to separate, continents were formed

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mike James says:

    Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars 🎈KillaKill'uh🎈 says:

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he be saying whateverr 🤣

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jyavant says:

    No mortal can fathom the entity that is Chuck Norris

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Proto Rhinocerator says:

    These are some good'uns.

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars harold danny says:

    When Chuck Norris was born, they changed the name of the hospital to his name to honor him.

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars K-Dub says:

    He woke up with a black guy?

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