Just got. They are the longest eyelashes I Have ever. First of all, I hardly ever wear eyelashes and even when I do, they're really subtle. We're gonna try them on.

I've never even put on eyelashes by myself. avoid contact with eyes. avoid contact with eyes. What? Because you're hella long? I See people doing it? Does it help? I Can't even open? Whoa! I Can't I look like Mr Potato Head Oh my God I Look like I have caterpillars on my eyes.

Are you ready? Let's start the show. What's wrong Wrong? I'm here. Hello I'm just trying something different. You look like a caterpillar.

Let me help you hold your head up. Yeah, is that better? Can you want my drink? Let's see if you're practicing with the Olympics Let's see. Can you close this wait? Don't move. Let's see if you can carry a pen.

Some people can bet their eyelashes you can get up and fly away because I'm driving. You'll just meet us there. huh? Okay, I'm gonna go. Where are you going? Uh, just out shopping for a bit, but you're robbing me.

You took all the money. Now what you're looking for. Even the emergency card. Wow, that's cool.

Do you have anything else? Check my check inside the other side. there might be more no the other side meaning your purse. Can you stop somewhere for me? Also, where at the ATM I'm all out. Can you get me a hundred bucks on the way home please? I'm getting really good.

Okay, look empty you eating? M M's is not magic. it's lack of willpower. empty. Oh two boxes you already ate.

Follow the chocolate. Okay, go as fast as you can I think I'll keep oats in the middle now. Wow where's the chocolate yellow? How did the okay now what? What? You actually did a good trick this time I'm shocked nowhere I Want to say yellow one but okay blue one this time back in the green. What's wrong with your hand? Nothing the magician say look nothing up the sleeves bloody, open, open this.

yeah, are you cheating me in magic or is your elbow just very happy to see me stop clicking, stop clicking I can't hear you stop clicking pen my pen. yeah don't do that okay. you're killing it. foreign.

Can you turn the AC down like more down the state of mind I Already turned it down in my head and I feel warmer in my body. Doesn't need his fingers to turn the AC down. he turns his body heat up. Can you turn the light off? No no.

Doesn't mean that do not disturb sign child People know not to just disturbs the hotel staff. I Go to their house and clean their rooms. Can you bring me the scale? We need to weigh these bags life because I need to make sure what is in this. Okay my clothes.

No their closet is in this. Just wait I cannot move this man. Come on. What is this? This thing weighs more than you I don't know what you did here but it's not nice so you know how much it is I can't see it there you Casino I Bought children inside hello I Sleep in your room buddy oh my God you know what happened yesterday? No but I'm sure you're about to I Went to get my Brazilian done.

oh my God and my girl wasn't there. It was very sticky but my girl wasn't there. Hairy situation. oh my God fine I'm not gonna tell you it's tearing me apart I Can't wait to hear the end.

Well Michelle wasn't there. Okay so Dave had to do it Dave was there. yeah oh my. God He did my gooch yesterday.

This guy's been very close to us this week. You just sat there like you're giving birth. You know, foreign. more magic.

I'm gonna make this guy looks like a duck, try and run away I don't understand the trick. What are you doing? You're gonna get up and leave the plate. Oh look look look look look look he's trying to run away. No one's running.

anyway. he's running you didn't say I'm gonna draw a duck man who's one leg will move. Why is this one leg moving I don't know but I was expecting the whole thing to run so that's not impressive anymore. Two hours later oh my God it's a boy alien and he likes you.

Don't check it anymore. he'll leave him alone. Okay, you're going to. Target Yeah I Need tampons I need a special one I need you to find it I Want the vanilla flavored? What tampons? You're gonna eat? Your tampon? No no no.

so who cares what flavor it is, that's what. I'm like. All the white ones are really lovely. Have you ever eaten a tampon so they've been using vanilla flavored tampon? You're all hype.

Did you know that every they only make vanilla flavor? all the white ones are vanilla? Yes. when you go later to AutoZone can you get something for me I Want uh, vanilla flavored windshield washer fluid? You told me they don't No really. Antifreeze and tampons by Vanilla.com is a fake site. You've shattered my dreams I Thought the outside of the car on the inside of the wife could smell the same three different shows.

three different devices all at the same time just watching some shows. You do this only to irritate. nobody can watch three shows at the same time. I Want to talk to you about the attack situation This year it's become very, very difficult.

your expenses have not been itemized appropriately. Shows you can talk about the Bloody Bloody RS You wake up in the morning and say what can I do today let me go in search ways to be irritating Time wasted. Close all the windows.