One time Chuck Norris's son went missing. He was found in Chuck Norris's beard two months later before he goes to go on stage for a performance. Chuck Norris Likes to break someone else's leg to give him good luck. When Patus Magor visits the Lincoln Memorial Abe gets up and says, please don't swallow, hold it in your mouth Chuck Norris can kick a fart back into your ass Chuck Norris All right.
Ah nothing better than Chuck Norris jokes!! 😂😂😂
He did that on purpose… The spitting guy😅😅😂😂
dude in the back was tryna spit on me the whole tine
I was drinking water too and the ending caught me off guard that i accidently snorted it up my nose
One time Chuck Norris consumed three 72oz steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.
Chuck Norris once gave away his old watches and belts to some teenagers, they became the Power Rangers.
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Who’s the dude in the back? And the lady in the green I think is her sister.
who is that handsome guy??????
His accent somehow makes the jokes better
Guy at the back looks like Imran Khan – the bollywood actor not the PM – but with a beard
good man ..understood the assignment and spat on her..
Everyone in the comment section is gradually getting influenced by TRID
"Chuck Norris can kick a fart back into your ass" I'm f**** dead. I love her laugh and she is a great influencer but her husband is hilarious also.😂
I absolutely lost it for several minutes straight when he said chuck Norris can kick a fart back into your ass 😂😂
Chuck Norris does not do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris sleeps with Tigers while his wife sleeps in a cage.