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You're, not my type f off. That is not kind tell them about your yeast infection. Oh my gosh since you're an expert on everything i want to talk about my yeast infection, your man's plan. Listen, i've got this one.
Please don't touch my belly when pregnant think touch their butt. I thought we're each touching each other without consent. Sometimes i like to be left alone. Okay, we won't talk to you today.
Let him enjoy his time. Poor guy, you know some people ask me if i just spend all day laughing all day, who does that you no not all day laughing folding laundry, see? Oh my internet's out. I do not do that. People will think i'm just like this laughing lunatic.
Why lunatic? Because aspire to have your level of lunacy, so you agree that i'm a lunatic, do you know we have a new day posting day. I didn't know we had a day. We did have a day. It was first like tuesday and then it became wednesday.
Then it became thursday now, what is it saturday or sunday also by next week, we'll be back to tuesday one whole rotation? Oh, no! It's gon na be the weekends it's saturday or sunday. Okay start the show all right we're back, but a few weeks ago we asked people like how do you say x in a nice way. There were so many questions, so i pulled some more questions. Okay, all right! What's the thing i don't want to be around you anymore, i don't want to be around you anyway nicely no nicely.
That's nice! That's how much nicer. Can i say it? You just put a smile. I want to be around you anymore. Why can't you find a nice way to say that, like i did say it nicely nice, that's not going.
Do you think it's that's honest and nice. If somebody told you i don't want to see you anymore, i most likely would say feeling is mutual most people. I don't want to be around, i would be ecstatic you would yeah. I don't want to be around you, so you never.
If you actually read my email, you'd have the answer already. Yeah, that's easy. You just say see below but send when i said that last time you said that's passive, aggressive yeah because you don't know the secret. What emoji at the end makes all passive aggression revert to zero, so see below.
As for my last email, no, no, as per bs nonsense, see below heart. No heart are you not? Where are you? Are you here? Yes, winky emoji simple see below? No, you don't know professional emailing. I cannot help you in professional emailing. They use below winky face all the time when someone's a that's my response see below winky face next easy.
That's 100 answer, you're, not my type f off, no just type f, o f f sent. No, that is not kind. That's not their type. Man move on to people who deserve your time.
Why are you? Why are all this thing of people you don't want to be around? You have to be kind to people. No, not those people, if somebody's, not their type, they just say mean okay, just say i will die. You rocky winky face what, if they're, not indian, and they have no idea what a rocky is. I love you like a brother winky face. Stop interrupting me. No words even required. No, that is not nice. What, if the for sure, why does your neck look like it's gon na come out of your body.
My eyes didn't come out of my face. Can i finish? Are you done wake me when you're done? That's so rude, yes, that's rude! What you can do is just do something completely different, like what yeah you'll say i what the heck is that they'll just stop, then you can keep talking. So i was telling you we should go somewhere. They, sir or you could say, hey, can i finish first and then i'd love to hear what you have to say.
I prefer the system. When i go to another person's house, how do i say that their child is being a brat and behaving rudely slap them? No yeah, you just hey, don't bite me under the table, your child's a dog or what biting my leg like this under the table, teach them some bloody manner. Your child is a demon. How do you bring people to your house with demon? Babies like this running around nipping at their ankles like this shameless give me your photo i'll bite.
Your foot call me rude. That's nice, that's not kicking the child. Yeah, that's being mean to the demon child, but to the person you say, i'm sorry, you have to live with this. I'm sorry, your karma brought you a child like this.
First of all, listen, let me just tell you. First of all, raising children is hard they're, not always like super easy, and sometimes they bite and sometimes they're obnoxious, and they come from different phases. No, try my method see how it works. I do not want to share food and want to have it all myself.
I don't want everyone to know my move, but i will tell you today right when your plate is served chew over the whole plate, and then you offer it to people, you could lick the ring. It's like you've never been in public. No one does that what you just say, you say you are saying that what i'm doing is shameful. I would love to make puzzles intense crazy puzzles with you right now.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me finished show finished, no, not show finished. I don't think you're gon na have trouble saying that in a nice way go ahead. Just say it like that. Next question focus.
I don't like what you cooked for me. I'm on diet. I forgot to tell you i'm sorry then go starve. Oh no, not starving! Just diet: what kind of diet don't eat this diet? Don't eat food that make you want to hate food diet.
That's so i agree. You should never complain. You should not. Don't you don't like it? Don't you he has complained about food once i didn't complain once i just threw it away.
Yes, it's not a complaint, that's taking action, he threw the entire pot away and i didn't make dinner that night correct and then he never complained again. Just do not complain. Complain say: oh, this is okay. That's right! You've done better! You don't want to say that either. But you don't say that today we eat light big dessert, you're really irritating. Are you doing mounting brush? Okay talk! That's what your solution is. Sorry you triggered me. Oh, my god, that's so rude or you can say in a nice way, don't be so irritated.
No, you there's no nice. What is irritating you focus on the issue. Yes, what is it that's irritating and is it another face, or is it a mask? No! No! For people to mind their own business, when asking private questions, you should just provide such amount of detail that it bothers them. Details can be completely fabricated.
I will ask how's that infection you were dealing with. That was burning you when you went. Oh, my god am. I the person i'm asking i'm trying to show you kevin.
I do not want to answer any such questions. Ask me about my yeast infection. I do not just ask me how's that infection working out for you - oh my god, still burning, come i'll, show you. It was green the other day also, and i have this growth on the side and i don't know what to do.
You're a doctor. No, you did classes. Can i show you, i don't know if it's an ingrown or if i don't know what has happened. It's a rashy, it's hurting anyone yeah just all words i put cortisone shot.
It's one side got heavier than the other, it's all inflated! You had this problem. No, you said you knew. How can i see you show me? I want to see normal and abnormal. Let's compare, i need you to help me with this issue with your yeast infection issue.
That's the way to do it. Sometimes you have to lean in people don't run leave. This is actually really good advice lean in. Please don't touch my belly when pregnant thing.
This is a weird thing like random strangers will come up to you and like rub your, i remember this. You just touch their belly in return. No, yes, eat someone touch it! Oh my god! Your tummy, you say yes, yours too touch their belly. They'll, be like that's weird, you say why is it not weird you're touching my belly you're, not touching the child touching my belly, i wouldn't want them.
You could touch anything. You won't touch their bun, oh you're bummed. I thought we're each touching each other without consent. If the man is bald rub the head, they love that sometimes i like to be left alone.
Okay, we won't talk to you today. Let him enjoy his time. Poor guy, i don't agree with you at all. You can say, okay.
Why? Why? Why, at all it doesn't matter my grandfather used to do something that was epic. He would say, i don't know. Maybe it was that's the best answer too. With this face like you might be, i don't know.
Maybe i do not agree hey. We should invest all our money in this new ponzi scheme. I don't know, i don't know, maybe maybe don't call me. I know it was you who farted make a noise? Fine? No, it's a question. Why should i miss me? It was you. No. You pointed away pointing down pointing at you, so if somebody farted - and you want to tell them that you know that it was them that farted say turn around put up your body. Yeah guilty sent from anus is still the thread.
I can follow the thread like smoke right coming right from here this. This is the entryway. This is where the this was the scene of the crime. This is where it all started.
You want to be more subtle, you can say nice lunch, it's not kind either or you can go to bathroom, bring some toilet paper and hand it to them. So you will be needed. You could just ignore it. Your man's place.
Listen, i've got this one. You don't know how to do this, please i didn't scratch like this. Oh thank you oh eyes. One for teaching me thanks scratch.
Your pants tell them about your yeast infection. Oh, my god, since you're, an expert on everything i want to talk about my yeast infection, don't bring your kids to the wedding. This is something that actually really bothers me. What children are part of your family? If your family is invited to a wedding, the children should be invited to the wedding.
I disagree. I do not. The host can decide who is invited? Maybe you don't go? It really hurts my feelings when my kids are not invited to somebody's wedding and i'm invited it's because they don't want like a particular vibe at the moment yeah, but it's just because they don't have kids yet agreed. Enjoy your time, don't invite kids.
Most of them sit under the table and bite your gas bloody. You don't need that in your life, kids should never be allowed to weddings. I don't agree, no kids ever you have kids, don't come, but what, if you have five kids, you don't want to go to that wedding with your five kids, i'm just saying. If you have five kids, why should people have to pay for all your bloody mistakes? No mistakes, oh my god.
I think that's all we've got for today. Oh finished: it's finished. We didn't even love it. Okay, thank you make sure you take all your children to fair weddings when other people - let us know if you try any of these in the comments.
Let's do finger. Dance, okay, bye.