You're giving me a valentine's day gift today. This is bridge bank ayo, oh okay, that's all! For today. Folks, everybody buys valentine's. I do know lingerie from cvs.

You don't know, do not want i'm not getting you anything. I got you bloody expensive artillery. You said no, how to argue in a healthy way i like to chew on kale, when i let her have it. It gives me the iron i need.

I don't even understand how to have arguments with this, like that. Sometimes you just catch them off guard make a show please this. What are you doing? Do you wait until i? Ah okay, let's go lady. I don't like that.

Word. Asinine advice valentine's day edition you get one pass, you're, not allowed to say that the rest of the show i made a really big mistake the other day, and i told him about this word that i really do not like to hear that's why your cakes are Always so dry hit that subscribe button. If you like what you see, you always point some random thing, not even there. Even they don't have the button.

Okay ready. What do you do when the two pieces of the puzzle don't fit together very well, but you deeply love the other piece of the puzzle. I think this is a question for you. No, no.

I read it it's for you. I am very puzzled. I don't even know what we're talking about. Have you tried? Sometimes you have to turn the puzzle around.

Have you tried? Sometimes you have to turn the puzzle piece and try the other side you see. Maybe it's better fit. Sometimes that happens. Upside down upside down puzzles, have you tried upside flipping the piece some? The image may not be the same, but you should try.

Have you tried them all? You should try them all clara in the spirit of keeping confidences. We will call you clara griboui and we will send you a book of what how to puzzle like a puzzle, master, that's either my turn. My turn. Okay, i read and answered the last one.

Go ahead, read an answer! Oh and now the moment, sinks in when she realizes she has taken on more words, go ahead. I'll just be sitting here. Waiting for my turn to do the whole show has either one of you ever forgot about an important engagement like an anniversary or a birthday or etc. I don't think so.

Did you forget my birthday? We just recently moved so now we're away from family who always generously watched our kids, since we can't do valentine's day alone. What can we do as a family to celebrate? You can celebrate the independence of your children by leaving them at home alone. Well, in the new, no, you don't know how old their children are. This is terrible.

Go to the neighbor's house and say hello. No, i am jack. This is my wife jill. They do not know.

I would like you to watch my children. No, why you ask, because i must go out for valentine's day. No, that's a good way to meet your neighbor. That is absolutely not.

You know what you could do. You could lay a picnic on your like living room, floor and order pizza and to celebrate the day of love and love your children and love all the people around you and your family. It's totally cool, take a picnic, blanket order, pizzas and send them to the neighbor's house and say: hey joseph. We are out but nice to meet you.

No, if you're a solid neighbor you'll take care of my kids. No and then you watch from the window and see what they do just little. That's creepy joseph. Let's also take a step back and realize that valentine's day is like.

Why do people say that it's so weird valentine's day is you can take a step back? You took a step front, it's just a day. Can you stop? I'm taking a step back valentine's day is like a complete man-made day. It is an old man. It was set aside to appreciate the people in your life that you love.

It does not have to mean like teach your appreciation day. Yes, we'd like to appreciate our teachers, we like to appreciate our people in our lives, give them candies you're not supposed to do candy's intentions to your teachers. No, you can have some teachers come after you. Oh, they do naughty naughty light.

Hearted question: when was the first time you remember laughing a solid belly laugh together. I do not remember you're faking it yeah. Everyone says you fake it in your videos. I know so good, uncommand, amazing actor.

Why are you doing that? Why are you laughing so much huh david next? But you don't remember you remember me, i don't laugh with my stomach. I remember him laughing so hard that he could not breathe like stomach hurting laughter. Then the doctor came and hit my knee. You remember that my friend was visiting and he had never seen a reflex exam.

Another friend came who was in medical school. He hit my knee. My leg went up. Indian boy died of laughter said: what is this nonsense? You're doing and he fell away.

I couldn't believe this guy never seen a reflex test. It was amazing. He fell on the floor very good. What's the best gift you ever got for valentine's day might be today, you're giving me a valentine's day gift today.

Have you seen this before know? Show the people - i remember what the best valentine's day gift i got. Are you coming so close? I don't understand this. It doesn't seem like it's gon na, be a good one, i'm getting the sense. This is a setup.

Please focus yes, because symbolic ping-pong doing is something you don't understand. Come on open this gif a theragan. What is it you know why? Why? Because you're always saying everybody is a pain in the butt, so i want give you something to put yourself at ease. Did you really get me this for valentine's day? What is it man, a sarah gun, it's a massage yeah.

Why are you not putting it in the video you have to reshoot it fair gun? Why keep saying the brand like it's a sponsored video? It's not stop! Saying just say it's a small massaging thing: that's all can't give them props! Oh okay! That's all for today, folks, not like that you'll break yourself. What are you doing? This is not the time put this. Wherever every put your hands where people can see the children, did you know nothing? What you're re-gifting me something that someone gave you well how you know this is bridge bank. I've told you in the past.

I never buy gifts. You don't like this gift, you give it back to me this is a re-gift. Yes, this is the thing you have given me. Something don't show this.

I don't know who this i don't know who gave this who's going to see this, please stop with this. Now i even wrapped it so nicely - you saw the red this is this comes in normally in the bag. I took it out for you to help you, god. I think the ping pong table was better kept it so long to give you this gift christmas gift.

I've been holding what little ways you leave love around those for your other half, so when you're not there, they still feel loved like starting the coffee before you leave. So when they wake up it's there one. I also like to leave towel on the floor. So you can start the day with a nice yoga move, get ready, come back, take it out from the hook.

Put it down same thing, you fold them put them on. Yoga must take out and put the things. I do my birthday's on valentine's day. Do you think it's wrong of me to expect my husband to get me traditional valentine's day, gifts, flowers, chocolates, etc and you're being obscene? I'm not it's unnecessary.

Why? Why is it bad to name a piece of clothing? I don't understand. I answered this one completely reasonable. Both of course, just because she's born on that day, she should get screwed out of a gift. That's not right! You should get both kinds of gifts.

Yes, i totally really thoughtfully. Get you a nice mini massager single guy is looking for advice. What would be protocol for valentine's when you've only been on two dates, albeit two wonderful dates. You do you, man, whatever feels right, you want to get her.

Some cookies get her some cookies. You want to make her some dinner make her some dinner. You want to take her out on another date. Go on another date.

No pressure, yeah he's on two separate dates. He doesn't know what to do now because he likes both of them. No invite them both together and you say, look i am a catch, you fight! It out and you sit there and you say what do you want give me gifts and then you take from the gifts from them and you decide who, if you want to listen to him, you are going to be alone. Should i start talking to a girl.

I have no classes with. I want, but it'd be weird. What listen whiskey take two shots of yourself and grow a center of ice. You can say: hey! You have taken my class because i was in it for two years in a row.

No, no! What not to say to a girl, how do i attract women, stop ghosting them? Yes, a ghost is asking: do you have to do the red receipt on the phone? Can you do that like? Is that count as ghosting? If it says i read your that's even worse, when you show the person that you read the message and you're still not answering, maybe they're just like i'm choosing to ignore you they're just scared they're, like oh, my god yeah. But if the person answers back or says something again, then they're psycho. So what do you want to say something? You don't not interested? You have to type, not interest. Yes, is that better? To just say, i think you should just there should be a symbol if you just want to kill the conversation, you want to ghost the person, but you don't want to do it in a way that you know is going to make them hate you.

I will send you a treat emoji just send one like this. Don't want to ghost you, i send you a trade friendly ghost, that's it now, you know. Do you think it's more spontaneous nice for the man to buy you chocolates and flowers for no reason say a month later? Yes, no, it's too long. No, you should do it two days later, no just two days later, no that's lame.

That's best pricing and the chocolates are not yet expired genius. I do think that valentine's day is like way overrated and i think that things are way more expensive than they need to be, and it would be nice. Why? Don't you try like a month earlier? No, no, no distance. I didn't completely miss the message.

The candies are so small. The garments are even smaller. Now why pay 15 to 99, when it's available for 24.99 become chocolate? Candy is a bounty pack. You haven't seen for valentine's day, you've seen or no.

You haven't, please do everybody buys valentine's, i do know lingerie from cvs. You don't know, do not want candy. That's from i'm not getting you anything. I got you bloody expensive artillery.

You said no, you knew it's expensive because i looked tried to sell it first. If i'm having a hard time going to bed because the couch is so much comfier than the bed, because the mattress is old, but the couch is soft, what should i do? It's also super cold in our bedroom because we keep the cat out by keeping the door closed. What is this this lady doesn't want to sleep in her own bed, so just carry the couch in your bedroom man so simple. No, that's all that the whole.

What does the cat have to do? They have to close the door. The heating only comes from outside. They don't have space heater. What to do put a space heater in here i don't know ashley.

I cannot help you. He wants to do naughty nutty on the couch and she's, making this whole story about the cat, how to argue in a healthy way i like to chew on kale when i let her have it gives me the iron i need and it tastes bad. So i get angrier so i can keep going. I don't even understand how to have arguments with this, like that, sometimes you just catch them off guard.

I can tell you one thing: don't interrupt each other, listen sometimes. Sometimes you have to just wait. Let the person speak, then you get a turn. Okay, your question ready.

Oh my god, come on why the battery's gon na run out hurry up hurry up, go real quick. So i have this friend who's, always super kind and supportive with me. He truly treats me too well, so everyone tells me i should give him a chance, but there here's the thing. I love his friendship and hanging out with him, but i'm not sure if i could actually love him he's not my type at all like at all.

Are you sleeping? This is so sweet. He is sweden, mental, i'm not. He truly deserves someone who's sure they want to love him, someone who wouldn't doubt he deserves more, but on the other hand, people tell me i'm throwing away an amazing opportunity that he might be the right one for me. What should i do got any advice for advice? Wait.

I answered the next one. What stop what happened? Sometimes we actually go for the wrong people, and if this is the person that is not your type and people are telling you that you should try and give them a chance. I think you should be open to it. Sometimes the universe knows better than us.

You don't have to ruin anything, you can say. Listen. I really want to make this. I want to try.

I want to see if this could be something and didn't try if you never try, you'll, never know and then you'll lose for sure. That's my advice to you that was go see if it works. Why you talk so much, i gave the same answer as you: do men buy their partner valentine's gifts just to do puzzles at the end of the night? Yes, it's true. This is the one time you cannot give cash.

It feels a little yeah, not you know little, not decent. It's not decent. It's never decent to give cash. How to celebrate valentine's day when in a long distance relationship just call each other tell each other.

You love each other. I like how you did this, like people have phones with the top and the bottom. People are like what the hell is this hand she's making yeah just do it now, like normal, like this just text, each other, no dirty gifts. Don't text call call facetime, my phone has a top and a bottom see.

I will always show you my age come on, then, when you're done talking, you can't get on the wall and you go to bed me and the boy i like have a very cute relationship. We bicker most of the times. It's like a thing. He sends a lot of mixed signals.

I don't get if he actually likes me or not. How do i find out without asking him given your username, i think you can just pounce him and see what happens triple x, but why do you say it's a cute relationship? It does not sound they're very confused. I think you should talk to him. Doctor have a conversation.

Is that it that's how i finish: questions in the speed round: okay to all you guys and gals, celebrating with or without uh, significant others or people. I hope that you have hope you do got a massage gun nope. I hope you have wherever you're getting love from in the world. I hope you celebrate it on valentine's day.

Was that, like a exit like a santee message, you had to give huh on this fine day of the celebration of the loveliness of the emotion of the sentees? I just said i hope you have you're atrocious, you're gon na find love in a tub of ice cream. This week, oh yummy, bye, bye, tata lots of kids are conceived on new year's eve, nine months after new year's eve september 1st. What you didn't know this when's your birthday: oh mama! What are you doing that night on new year's eve that time? Oh, my god, you didn't realize your parents uh had one too many on the near the party i need to go. I need to go.