Would you trade, a family member for one million dollars guaranteed or something like that? One million dollars your earning potential is so much greater than this. How to do puzzles for the first timers just jump right in slowly one piece at a time people do pee in the shower. Stop looking at me, what do you love most about sheena? Are you frozen welcome back everyone? We are back with another episode of asinine advice today, we're taking anonymous questions, we're not going to tell you who they're from but we know who they came from. We do know, but we're gon na, tell you no, we will not suck it teaches you to trust anything that comes out of my mouth, but i also said it and i we are only using the questions.

I got. Okay, so we're answering your questions. My friend devin from montreal asked what is the best way to eat avocados. He was wondering, please do not say to open them and squish the avocado out, because that is disgusting.

No, we have that was terrible, two beautiful ways to consume avocado, both of which, dear friends, have shown us, which you failed to believe in the true way to eat an avocado. The first was what you said: where you just cut it and you squeeze and what comes out comes out. That's the best way that amount was destined to be consumed. No, there was so much wasted, but that's just number two.

So much that's number two, which is number one number one way. Please show the clip my good friend the giant, no need to peel. No, he tore off one piece and that was just sucked out just bite in when you know what you want in life. You go get it just like gordy eats an avocado.

You go get what you want in life. That was so weird. It was amazing. First time we met him, that's how he consumed that avocado.

I'm scared of gordy, because that's how you make a good first impression or you could just cut like a normal person with a knife open it with a knife, take out the seed and then use a spoon to scoop out the entire avocado. Why be ordinary? When you can be extraordinary, do people really pee in the shower? I unfortunately think that this is fact people do pee in the shower. Stop looking at me like that, don't tell people that i do that. Please that's gross! No only deals.

She does all these product. Promos now you know why oh shower bots, creams, lotions because whole day, otherwise, just in the bathroom just don't interfere worst part, not even while showering this pose and stands and peace in the shower comes out. Not you not. If i could pinch my nose, i would chichi okay enough about you.

Oh you think yeah have you heard of a she? What i'll get you for christmas? What is that and relive your dreams and you're, not only in the shower? What should i do about having toxic relationships with a family member? I think you should just randomly scream just straight in their face when they come to your house. Oh, how are you doing perfect way to do it? Also, if you have clothes pins, you should attach them to them where, where they have secret piercings, tell me where. Okay, your turn, you answered your questions. Your turn come on.

Chi chi shower girl. How to do puzzles for the first timers just jump right in slowly. One piece at a time you must start with basic puzzles start with the shapes you know, which is like yeah yeah square, and then you advance yeah, more comfortable 3d puzzles like the leaning towers, with multiple pieces. Maybe oh next episode, farts for or against.

I don't like this, what are you going to do? Otherwise, i don't understand, are they saying never happens? No, it never happens for me. You just swallowed daisies and roses. The gas will come out from somewhere from your mouth or your anus. You wan na in a fight from your face is that the expression fart face came from that fart face yeah that people that don't want to go to bathroom.

Oh i'm gon na start calling people fart face from now on. You fart no fart face. Who is smarter you or see the fact that i read the question already answers the question? Why? Because you read a question that was not meant for you. It says you or sheena question answered no question not answered answer the question: why? Don't you tell the people when we take iq tests, what the results may be tell them very smart girls tell them solid results.

We took an iq right after in the shower telling people that i guess he's smart, you and me. We took the same exact iq test at separate times and who scored higher you scored higher. On the iq test, correct you are smarter at iq tests. What's the first thing you would do if you woke up as the opposite sex.

I know what you would do. What check, if i'm still there you mean if it's all there the body is all in. I don't know what it is i'd be confused. I would scream.

I would not want to wake up in a male body. No, i would scream. I would not speak. You would not, i would do what you said.

I would just be weird check everything out say what's happening, i would be wondering where all the haters would you trade, a family member for one million dollars guaranteed. There's some. I don't know. Probably some relative.

I've never spoken to no some distant, like third cousins nephews, something like that. One million dollars your earning potential is so much greater than this. Isn't it is that you told me another video you're, so rich you're, not i fooled you, i'm scared and broker. Are there any questions that annoy you? Maybe you you're asked to them all the time and you are sick of them.

There's no question. That's asked all the time of me, nothing about anything. So the answer must be no quite a revealing question. Yes, we must face these questions.

Sometimes they reveal a lot about you, but i don't get annoyed by anything. You me, no, it does not annoy me okay. Next, my girlfriend wants to move with me, but i don't know how to tell her that i don't want to move where, like just continuously it's fun, usually i think, to move in oh and he's afraid to tell her yeah just say. No, i don't think that's a good idea.

You could tell her, i'm really gross yeah, say i'm very hairy and i fart i'm a face. Farter, i'm a bard face. You don't want to live with me, yet i'm. I think you should be getting treatment for my.

If you're not there yet then be honest, should couples fart openly in front of each other. No, i say totally, yes, no. I say no also. You know why there are some couples.

Unfortunately, someone is uh in some relationship someone's a firefighter. I mean you: do you whatever feels comfortable in your relationship, but it could be fun. Imagine you're sitting there always like a trumpet anus trumpet. They should sell little things that you can make trumpet noises like an underwear with a little thing that when someone fights like that and you can have like music, like everyone will go for mexican food, they eat a lot of beans and they're like oh.

Let's wear a tropical choice and just go to me: it's better like no silent silence but violence. No! Yes! Where do you get all your jokes from when there's good material sources around you all the time? It is very easy. What do you love most about sheena? What do you love most about me? Are you frozen? We don't have time for me to list all the things all the things that we have to correct before i can give you a nice list of things that i love so lame. He loves everything about me in particular, this lumberjack look, that's my favorite amazing, particularly when it's so hot in the house or one must wear a t-shirt.

One wears a lumberjack jacket on top of two sweatshirts. What keeps you and sheena close the size of the screen? If the screen would be larger, you would be able to do other things. Do you have an answer like it's not like a pheromone come on. She launches those.

You want to kill yourself, but at the same time you're just attracted. It's like the moth to the flame. It doesn't know why it's like i'm going to die now when it flies in you're, so gross. Can you be serious? Have you ever met a woman that could be your name in this movie? You forgot it's so impressive.

How to deal with exam anxiety be in the shower. No everything counts, then, why you do it? It doesn't help. You told me it helps with your anxiety. That's why you pee in the shower.

It doesn't help. Causes me anxiety: you do it just to cause anxiety in somebody else, you're the one who can't control your this has nothing to do with urination. This question has zero examination different type of nation, there's nothing to do with that. You will never remember these exams later in life, you do well.

Hopefully you tried your best. You might regret not working as hard as you should have to have done better, but all of these anxieties disappear in time. I'm gone. It's true get lots of sleep eat.

Well, and just do your best, that was a good answer good. Finally, i don't have to fire you if you could be any food. What would you be and why a french fry? Why? Because they're so delicious, because small skinny, french man, no they're, so delicious they're crispy they're good, they that's what you would eat if you could be a food. What would you be? That would be the best kind like crispy and like cute on the floor under people's shoes and late night clubs, man.

So what would you want to be like something gross that nobody would want to touch? Yes, like brussel sprouts durian, so you would just sit in the corner and rot. Yes, don't touch me bloody, get away! Leave me alone. I smell like. I will kill you.

My neighbor dances loudly at 6, 00 a.m in her garden and burns stuff. What do i do join her? Yes sounds like one hell of a party man ask her to start at eight. You wear your trumpet underwear and go dance in the bushes with their burn things, and they should be like whoa. How do you play that from your anus and you'll be like? Oh, let me show you crazy lady who likes to dance at 6am.

We should start a company that makes anu's trumpets and then they can all wear them and have their gazoo parties at 6am. In the morning, it'll be amazing, you should do that. Should my future wife change her last name, i don't know you should ask her. It depends on which one you should insist.

No, you say if you refuse to change your name. I will change mine to your say that see what happens. Yeah then call her father and say i want to take your last name and he'll, be like. Oh, you bloody i'll slap.

You there's no, but your daughter said she won't take my name. I don't know what to do. I'm stuck either. You have to marry me.

She doesn't want to change her last name, so he should call the father and say he wants to become that. Okay, what? If he doesn't want to change his last name, i think they have to hyphenate that name. Your child hyphen would be hyphen joe hyphen, something like that lots of hyphens. Yes, do you get over a breakup time? You go date.

Somebody else immediately. Yeah yeah somebody else, preferably related to the first. Maybe some chocolate chips make some mistakes, make mistakes next, how to find a partner like trid, oh my god, just next one major simpier lost. Nobody can be this lucky next question: is it okay? If my toe is too small, it's fine, you read the oh poor person, they're suffering, yeah, victor small toe you're.

Fine next question is too small for what we have to go. It's quick! Is it weird to sing a song that my girlfriend loves with completely wrong lyrics with confidence? I highly encourage singing your own lyrics to any song sing a song. Let's give a demonstration hello. It's me.

It's me i could come over borrow a plate of cheese. My ex has calm, she's lactose intolerant. I want her to eat the cheese and go home and play trumpet music in a toilet like that. I think that's all for today's show.

Thank you for joining us. This guy's gone off his monkey good work, good one. I'm glad you wash your hands after you shower: hey.