I can now go all the way to the back. I can make the shadows disappear off my face, but i still can't keep my duck in my mouth because it's chaos in the kitchen, but if i move very slowly cat, like i like a predator okay, i'm gon na start, it's already starting. No, no hi guys we're back with another episode of chaos in the kitchen happy new year. What are we cooking? I have no idea.

You have no idea. You brought me here. I did okay. Today we are cooking onion soup with a side of tomato butter with seasoning.

What is that this is cilantro so nice, but if you're feeding someone make sure you keep your fingers flat, so they can lick it off your palm, like i am not licking anything. This is the covered, i'm not looking. No, i'm not licking you, okay! So what's new this year, people nothing new here, of course, new new year means new resolutions. People are trying to eat.

Well, people are trying to get back into shape. What are you doing? What are you doing showing your this fancy design you made? Oh, i thought you were showing off. Oh god, she spent hours coming up with this. I thought you were showing everybody your body.

Oh you need that tonight morning. This is cool. This is very cool, but you know how i know it's mine rascal with no youtubes. Yes, that's you! So if you like what you see you have to subscribe to this page, because this guy has no youtube so hit that subscribe button.

Okay, have a shirt. I thought you were showing everybody, your body, the body that required new year's resolutions, i'm hard, as as the kids say, that's why they must cage me behind this mosque. I'm not allowed to go out because the lady folk and the men folk are both very intrigued. Oh really, it's true people ask for advice, everybody, so you said that there was going to be a face, reveal at 1 million we're going to do one promise yeah at some point really.

I must come up with a good concept, something i am comfortable with. Okay, all right camera, crooked man. I thought you said new year new year to hide all those things in the corner: yeah yeah, those please. Let's just turn this.

No, i i turned the camera down. Yeah the scene gone. No! It's not because everyone thinks the kitchen looks like this. No one would believe you if the kitchen looks like this magic.

Your kitchen should look like this. If you're a psychopath, okay, what are you going to eat now? I'm sorry. I've been hearing from a lot of people that we're talking about in new york. I want to know so.

How do you turn this thing on which is on, which is that's: 200. Okay, never check heat with your own skin use someone else's so new year. People want to eat better people want to do things a little bit differently. I thought it would be nice to teach you guys how to do a vegetarian omelette, indian style, because tomatoes are indian.

No, with a twist it's like tomato, you have to say it like. You want to make indians tomato, you could do this with regular eggs too. I don't eat egg. I know you don't so for all of our vegetarian friends.

We got you vegetarian. This is just egg, i don't eat egg. This is vegetarian. You said it's just egg.

I know that's the name of the company: there's no egg ingest egg, correct who sits around the table and says hmm we're making a product to replace eggs. What should we call it? Do you want to know the substitute? You know the best thing it says made in a facility: it's just egg, that's all it does. Maybe it's really just eggs they're telling you you're going to say no, but i thought it's vegetarian. The guy is going to say it.

What about this made? You think it was vegetarian, the big square that says there's nothing but egg inside this product, but look here it says plant-based scramble, so you could scramble it too. The bottle is made from plants. Okay, i'm not eating. Yes, yes, yes, this is a non-veg.

Surely non-veg here open this, please keep yourself busy push over. Give me space. Take your camera with you, no messy! I don't care about that. I need space to stand.

You don't drink this product, i'm gon na start a company called just mayo. It's already done and it's going to be any ketchup with no just just mayo. Oh my ketchup is just jasmine. You're burning my thing: what do you want now all right? So here's what you need.

You need one thing of this: just egg where they get this, whether they don't have this whole foods. Has it whole foods, yeah whole foods in uh, malaysia, you have whole foods in india. You have. This is available.

I've seen this in different. Oh, you went from malaysia, no, i saw it just is all over just it's all good explain how you make this. If you don't have it, you know you could actually do the same concoction with two eggs. No, you could make something very similar with chickpea flour and water.

Okay, do that one be fair? No i'm doing this i'll. Do that one no give them our show will not accommodate them. I refuse to let the people get ingredients that they don't have available in their countries. Flour and water.

Okay, bring that make it into like a eggy batter so you're going to take this. Pour it pull those things mix it and throw it on here and say you did a good job. Yes, shame! Listen, i'm showing you okay, so you need all your not in the camera. I'm in the camera look egg bottom, one pre egg mix.

So if you want to make your own egg juice, you make how you want most people just use this like this, i'm showing you a variation, okay, throw inside now, okay, two diced onion pieces, whoever gets them wins the game. No, two tomatoes! If you get one tomato and one onion you're a world champion of egg finding tournament, if you get one each it's a draw, oh my gosh: do you want to do this, or do you want me to do? What do you want? The whole thing has to go inside. How much is it all of it? It's half an onion. What size onion! Please show people bring this one.

How do they ever follow your recipes? One mouth, one mouthful! You pull your hair out of the food. What kind of restaurant is this never die in here? This is about like eight or ten cherry tomatoes cut. Really, you know when people say if you have just baked tomatoes, just one tomato put it in please, but when they say it's made by hand and made with love, you know what that means they put their hair in. Please put it in made by hand.

Oh yeah, you have to put it on the hand, so it's made by hand gross i'm telling you they want to be true to the recipes. Okay put this goat meat inside and then this is cilantro. I mean a.k.a aka start eating dania! No! No! No, if you like, more coriander, you could put more oh good thing. She told you yeah otherwise, you'd be sitting there saying i love coriander, but lady didn't give permission: okay, salt! Why is this salt this? It's pink! Why? Because it's pink salt! Oh you're gon na love the next.

They have different color salts, no guess what this one's called: pink salt, more pink, sauce lightly; pink! No! Oh, my god! Crossword salt! I hate you, salt salt! Why are you inserting the salt on its own body? Black salt? It's not there's also pink, it's pink, but it's called black salt why it tastes eggy, i'm leaving. I don't believe anything. This is true. Fake butter, yes, smells like eggs.

Have salt. It's not called that. It's the remover of the salt. You put one salt and you put another salt, okay and then pepper nuts, pink pepper, black pepper.

Oh, why this one is black pepper. I don't know okay, pepper and then so indians put one ganache inside the mix. I don't know right now, there's nothing! I don't know singaporean something it's make it. You said i promise indian omelette all you're doing is putting vegetables you're, calling a vegetable by its indian name.

This is my magic powder. Okay, magikarp, i'm not even gon na tell you what it is, so you can never eat mushroom powder. That is not magic. This is the mushroom.

I checked mushroom powder, no, no, i'm gon na seed on it. This is the magic, oh, very nice. This is mushroom powder. Lady.

Give me magic, i linked it in the last video i'll link. It again, don't don't don't it's very bad. I love it. It's so good.

It makes everything flavorful. Just like this half a teaspoon of that. Okay, there's no spoons in there. You throw it in the jar lid.

Do you have one grouping? Why do you use the lid if you're going to use other metrics? Because what else should i use my hands? Okay, no! No cheese, not yet! Okay! Now i put it inside! No! No! No! That's not on remember, we turned it off. No, it's on just turn it higher fully off on on higher 300 000 350.. Everyone says 350, no one ever test these. It could be convection big 350.

Nano could be just normal, oven, 350.. It's true. It picks up how much 350. it's true, fake egg egg, 350, just 350 very good.

Some people use different temperatures like if you're baking. I think you have to do not true, we'll have one setting 350. colored, all the other numbers and wrote 350 on all of them. You can't get it wrong, so here now it's mixed.

This is so complicated. I have to follow not because i care, but because you take my face - and i have to film this again - whoa - that's huge omelette. Yeah almost are big. Okay, move now where's the bread that goes hey.

It's leaking, oh yeah, i'm holding it i'm making a flat wall omelette. You ever heard huh you ever seen flat wall omelettes, i'm making it not drip on the floor. Man, it's, i think, you're good. I think it's off.

I think it's fine. No, now leave no, no i'm making a square. No! No! No! Don't take my tools. Don't take my tools.

No! Nobody! Nobody wants a round omelette! Everybody wants around novelis, i'm making a stop sign to teach you to stop eating egg. You bought fake egg in the name of your egg, you're ruining it. I don't know the middle, isn't it cook now, you're scrambling it just give it a minute. Now.

Okay put another one here: no we're not gon na put another one there, because this is dinner. Now we wait. Wait! Wait egg batter for dinner, man we're having eggs for dinner; no where's the bread, then i'll give you. We have to put bread like sandwich sandwich.

It's four o'clock, relax, so hungry. Can i eat this for snack, yeah sure, but you're also getting it for dinner? You know what other chefs do when this is happening. They put something for no reason i want to put me just add a little bit of pepper. Like this, when it's cooking, it really makes the flavor come out.

What do you think that cheese is oh? Not yet just let it cook see how this is cooking, the outside start cooking. So as it's starting to cook, i put cheese, no, no relief, i'm trying to make a video i would like to this is plastics. No, it's not good. I bought this from the alibaba.

Audio obama forgot what is arya obama's sponsor? We can get all your audio needs at this fake website. I made up audio baba. Do you even remember what they do? Audio baba yeah? Yes, arya baba cures, all your music, since what are music senses like if you have bad taste in music, you go see. Audio baba, it gives you some some things to read: oh my god, no cheese, that's little cheese! Why are you throwing it here on the sidelines? Look how it's like you take your favorite cheese.

You could do parmesan! You could do. This is a smoked buddha. I like how you say: take your favorite cheese. Then you tell them some cheeses, that's this because in case you didn't name your cheese, then they're doomed.

Yes, you could put some cheddar, here's the bread. I want to fold this in half put it in the bread and eat it like this fold it in half you have to let the cheese melt a little and then cook the other side. I don't know why you're you cannot flip this thing no way. Okay! Back up back up, i cannot back up.

I have to be like this or i lose my face and lucky to do gymnastics go my god that was pretty impressive. This is how the wasn't that impressive. Doesn't that look good, don't try it now, it's away! Why do you care so much about the outcome of the thing we don't ever eat on live camera today? No, it's our favorite today we're going to not once have we eaten anything we have made on the show, because everybody always tells me bring the apple pie from november show bring bring, bring it. Have you baked it yet.

No, you sent it to somebody sent it to somebody. I baked you something sent them a frozen food from two months ago. We made a video, they don't have youtube only they don't know when they see this they're gon na be shocked. Okay, flip this over this side took 12 minutes to become this color, but it was cooking both sides.

You must do it with a powder now fold this fold it in half like nicely and chop it in half for two sandwiches. What you're gon na eat the whole thing, then i want at least some for me: okay, where's, the bread man put the bread come on put it here, you're gon na eat it plain, oh, my god, when you're cooking for people, it would do you well to Just be a little bit like generally talking for people cooking for my own hunger, gentle, i don't want to be gentle. I want to put it in my mouth with bread and you can put a little cheese on top, i'm still making a video for people who are not going to eat this ever try it. I don't want.

I want bread or two pieces of toast, then i try it. No okay entertain the people i'm going to make a bread sandwich, but we don't have the bread i want. Did you miss me, try it. This is not the right bread.

You don't have bread. So don't tell me: what's the right, bread, i do have bread, i just. Can i eat my ah okay, i'm just gon na sit here and eating the croissant bread. It is delicious.

This is really yummy. Wait till i have it in this bread sandwich and then you'll be eyeing me being like hey. Can i have that and i'll say no, not left? Why don't you put some ketchup you're missing out? Why what did you put mushroom sauce, magic, mushroom ketchup, you're disgusting? It's really good, just try it. Why is it indian because you put tomato if you've ever put cilantro my mom painted like that's how i know because the indian person made it became an indian omelette.

Yeah wait. Did i make this indian croissant bread? Now it is. I'm indian i made it. Ketchup is indian.

I consume it indian ketchup, oh, it doesn't work that way for me only for you. You know this will be amazing between bread and with some ketchup look for the advanced students. Let your friends eat the poorly made mixture. You come here you do like this.

You do not need bread and ketchup, i hope at home when you go and make it for your friends, you actually give them their own plate. You don't force them to eat from your plate because that's disgusting, but in times of covered you must share plates. Oh thank you! Okay, there you have it friends, oh my god. Don't influence my eating wow, my god, indian croissant egg, bread sandwich with ketchup.

You saw it here. First, try it out. Oh my god. Let us know what you think.

That is amazing, i'm a chef. I tried her this with nothing when i put my secret ingredients all right, amazing. Let us know in the comments below, if you like his way or my way, just be fair too many people are saying with breakfast sympathy about that's, not fair. Everyone knows you're gon na pick with bread have a great evening afternoon, wherever you are in the world.

Why we don't eat more often what we make, because you always say it's fake food yeah, it's supposed to taste, bad! It's good! I told you it's good food. We should always film it snack time. I think the whole elephant, i'm crazy.