Today we asked all kinds of random questions, we're doing the flippity flip. You sometimes just want to let out a big scream when having a bad day. Yes you're in my space, look you're, taking okay, ready next question, please thank you. I do not go out into the wilderness and i would not survive so you look like you.

Just came back and you survived just fine. The bear just got one shoulder on you audio baba, it's a new website. What was that? That's going to be the slogan for my new website: audio audio baba. Okay, somebody get me the url for audiobaba.com.

Don't do that, i'm going to sell little sound bites like. Can we go back hello? What was that exactly? You have to pay for price to hear what that noise, hello, the premium model to pay extra to know the premium. Yes, the premium. You know what that is you get for free.

You have to pay subscription to get the full thing. Can we start our? I thought the show was finished. We have not answered one question. One question made up words.

I've started my own website. My website, i don't know what is this episode brought to you by audio baba, so we're back with another episode of asana advice. We never run down here. We just changed shirts.

We filmed this last week. None of that happened today. We asked all kinds of random questions, we're doing the flippity flip. Oh no.

What happened to your shirt? Nothing! Do you like it? No, why is it there's a gaping hole? Yes, that's the set on purpose. Yes, it's to show off my collarbone. What are you doing? Look at my shirt is just normal shirt, because mine is called fashion. It's to show off my collarbone.

Do you like it what's wrong with the other collarbone this one shows, because this just one were you injured as a child? No, what are you doing bring scissors? I want you to like girls. Will you cut your shirt? No i'll cut yours, the other side. No, i don't want to cut my shirt okay, so we have all kinds of questions. Let's jump right in what did aladdin say before he entered the cave.

Thank you is this gon na be the thread today. I don't know what the hell that is. I want to give you the finger why regarded yesterday on the subject of halloween, if you entered had to be a harry potter character? Where are you looking what there's so many cameras and what is what the hell is happening right now? Why there? That's? Where the question is, are you gon na visual of this video? Okay? So you asked the question. Okay, it's hurting my head.

Looking like this, my character looks like imagine. I look in real, what's life with your lips, it's time to read, i literally okay. I you look here i'll, look there. I didn't get it, i'm a lip reader get it.

Why do you ask me if i get it because you don't laugh sometimes at the best jokes? Maybe i was reading with my lips. That's hilarious. Lip reading is not when your lips read the words on the page. Your eyes read someone else's mouth bloody.

I made a lip reading joke my lips are reading a written word, that's bloody hilarious. I get it just let that process just watch. Look look. This is the reaction.

I expect look bloody hilarious. The man is reading with his mouth no eyes just the mouth is. Reading, okay, don't really lipread! I must look at my eyes: bloody wait, two seconds which harry potter character. Would you be it's obvious harry potter, no, which one that foolish boy lucky to be alive, that one he would be dead if his name wasn't on the cover? No, he wouldn't almost he's a brave boy.

Albus yeah, albus dumbledore he's the best i would be hermione. I always thought her name was something else say what you thought: harmony like harmony, but with the e harmony, hermione she's, smart, she's, brave she's. Beautiful. Do you want to live out your fantasies? I got it.

I also want to be like albus he's tall he's stupid. He's not stupid, oh no, he's not he's brilliant he's tall he's non-veg did you ever you can fly he's a long beard. This is gon na, be one of these episodes. You took your sinus out of your head.

What did you get the next question? Do you sometimes just let things go over here? Nothing, i'm talking to my joke over there. This is my lip reading joke. I get your jokes, then just know i look up and apologize to them. You sometimes just want to let out a big scream when having a bad day.

Yes, do it, i'm having a great day. Why are you closing your ears last time you screamed, i couldn't hear for a week. You know what i do sometimes bite the pillow. I sit in my car.

I roll up all the windows when nobody's there and then i show me again how your car rolls up. Oh did you have an 88 masa to all you fans that were born in the last 25 years? Listen before you were born. We had these little widgets in the car that you didn't lift in the window. Listen if you do this.

No one understands. Is it too early to put up christmas decorations? Yes, it's not even thanksgiving. Why are you angry with me if you put them up now, you're going to be sick of them before december, 1st rolls around they're all decorating your decorations, don't sicken you in 30 days you're doing it! I'm telling you at least wait until, like mid-november, just before thanksgiving before 15. More days, you used to say after thanksgiving just wait until november 15th become soft in your tornado, any tips on organizing your closet.

Yes, what's your tip, you fold everything into small balls, and then you watch that netflix show with that. Lady maddie can do merry christmas. You can do too marie condo mary can do not mary can do and you can too. She does have some really good tips, though yeah.

So this is like she says, take your take your chutney and put it inside your sock. No, she didn't, then you have one under ball. Yes, socks and underwear in one. Everyone should have one under ball and you make it into one underball and if, ladies one to the brazier, also you take the underbar put it in the over ball and you wrap it up.

You have one full body, ball, and men can have one under ball. That is not good like this, but under no. Why did you copy my look today? You saw, i was wearing black t-shirt you're, a black t-shirt. You felt embarrassed, you cut the shoulder open.

That is exactly what i did. How did you know that i saw you doing it before i'm not what i live here bloody. I have been wearing this since this morning i've been wearing this since last night girl, i'm gross you're, a copycat bloody, no black tomorrow, for you, your underball wasn't black. It was red how this black t-shirt came out.

You must match the underball color coding of the day. I put it beside your toothbrush in the morning, so you don't get trouble when you wake up. I know you cannot see properly before you consume coffee. What is this conversation? I didn't think you wanted people to know how you operate, but lady needs underball beside toothbrush in the morning to function.

Yes, i'm sorry, i took the wrong thunderbolt can't make this stuff up. Oh, this episode is brought to you by audio baba. Your soul will be saved, send money tomorrow to adio baba. Can we move on yeah you're in my space? Look you're, taking okay, ready next question move, please thank you! You're, taking up so much space, yeah you're sitting here with your body exposed.

I don't know what to do. You are put that there distract it, no, not on your finger put it inside, though. Oh yes put the finger in the hole. What next question a man's perspective on christmas shopping? They want to know how you pick christmas gifts.

Perfect christmas is just like the perfect birthday gift it rhymes with bash seriously. Are we back on the cash people hate cash? Yeah people go to work for the fun of it, that's not thoughtful! No, how do you give a thoughtful gift? You think about them? And you say yes, you could use some cash. I got. You fooled, save you the trouble of returning this crap to get cash next question.

What do you give answer bloody? This is a man's perspective. I'm not involved in this question. Okay, i think maybe next year dealer's choice, oh how married couples should handle humble and oh i'm so embarrassed. That's called rolling with it see the question said how should happen? It's not even embarrassing on how married couples should handle embarrassing moments.

How do you handle embarrassing moments? I'm so embarrassed. Your clothes are torn. I'm not embarrassed when you embarrass me. Oh, what about the time we were in the mall and you farted and i was like she did it stinky butt phrase.

Remember that time, yeah and then all the people came running and they all said, ah you're a stinky butt face, lady. That was actually, and i was like yeah. She is it's true. It was right.

That's like the audio baba show. Now you know that it was actually him. Why are you getting so embarrassed when you partake? I do not. Naturally i don't fart, no in public.

You do i do not like that time in the mall. Flatulence can only get you so far inside how he handles embarrassing moments is by deflecting and pushing it on other people and laughing in their faces. Oh my god. This is a if you're, trying, okay, listen to this.

This is a good question if you're on a plane and someone shoots out of their seat as soon as they start to deboard. Like hello, it's not your turn yet. Should you tell that person you're? Writing your own two cents - or this is awesome. This is all in the question.

Okay, should you tell that person to go in order that they're supposed to, or is that being too much of a karen? You are supposed to immediately join tasks if you're sitting in a b c c and d from d e f or if you're, sitting a b and c d on the other side. Are they like this six in a row? Have you never traveled, lady? I'm talking about two sides where the aisle is so not you sit in the middle and hug each other rather wait. Kamine are running up the sides. You must join arms across the eye like this and block and say no, i must take my baggage down and you bloody go sit in 27j.

I don't understand. Why do people do that? Because i have somewhere to go all the way, but everybody has somewhere to go okay, but what? If, if abc and def, do it in the first row, do they have to do it all the way back everybody like a human pretzel, all the way back, i had a solution for this. What and the airlines have not accommodated it, which is what the seat belt should not go in your seat. It should go in the neighboring patron seat, so everyone is responsible for releasing somebody else, and if that person cuts line, they are fine.

The person who released them gets fined so, if you're sitting in b, i'm sitting in a you better believe you're gon na sit there, because if you go out before me, i'm getting a fifty dollar psychotic. No, it's amazing very. This is an amazing theory. People the cross buckling system, what if it was just automated? Oh, you cannot release that's abusive too much.

Why? Because there's no one to negotiate with it should be like that attached to the neighbor. I'd actually want to know more about the indian things that get said. Like chi chi and such what does chichi mean yuck means my clothes are torn, i'm a potato, i'm a complete potato, yeah you're good. Your knowledge of potatoes is fine.

Next, it's crisp trid. They would like to know some tips for wilderness survival, because you spend so much time out in the world make sure you take a fully charged cell phone ipad, laptop wi-fi, important three. Four sandwiches must shovel for what poop digging holes you can just drop. That everywhere must be civil, even in the wild.

I said: wi-fi yeah, 5g, 3g, 4g phones, three four phones, fire you're, gon na take fire. You need fire. How are you gon na? Take like a lighter, no fire. You can just scare me.

I want fire like flames. What else do you need? I do not go out into the wilderness and i would not survive so you look like you. Just came back and you survived just fine. The bear just got one shoulder on you.

What can i do with the remainder of this industrial size drama? I will look there when you read here just to cause some like drama for the viewers, like oh she's, looking in the corner, what can i do with the remainder of this industrial sized drum of tomato sauce i bought there are so many options for tomato sauce. I do not understand this question. Is it speed round, i feel like it should be speed round? Okay, please give us singles some dating advice. I have a show actually, where i try to connect singles with one another full disclaimer.

I prefer it to be like a disaster of a date or entertainment. Do not. Can you give them some real advice? That's not something singles dating. Yes, there's no hope when's.

The last time you went on a date thursday. When was it two weeks ago, last week i don't know hard to keep track. My schedule's photo very busy. My advice is: don't look for uh love, anything in particular, look just for lust.

No, you don't get a netflix show, put it out there in the universe and it will come, find you netflix and come find me advice on what women want. Tell me if you know even one iota of what women want: dorne clothing, lipsticks that can be used for eye gloss cash, birthdays, no holidays. They want to be seen. They want to be understood, undergarment ball, because i do know.

What's your new favorite song to sing me baby how to keep things spicy christmas gift, ideas for older parents that have everything and aren't techie? Oh, get them a room in one of those homes, no with other people of their vintage. No, that's the best! No play bocce ball, bingo singing people to eat with at 4 30 when i'm hungry do that. Is this the end of our show? Yes, that's it! That's all we got bye all right! Thank you. I can't hear so well.

I have to call loud. Sometimes thank you for joining us judy, blue hair. If you like what you saw, you always hit the wrong side right. You should start pointing on both sides hit that subscribe button and join us next week when we do something ridiculous on my cell phone, you show me, maybe i will take your advice for that last question.

I will start searching for a space to leave. You bye.